Blended Family Bootcamp

Interesting topic at dinner tonight

Me: do we have a basketball court at church that I am unaware of?
Him: no
Me: do we have a youth basketball team at church that you are part of and didn’t tell us?
Him: no
Me: do you no how to play organized basketball?
Him: no
Me: Do you even know how to dribble?
Him: no
Me: until you are on an organized basketball team for our church you will not be wearing basketball shorts to church again.
Him: yes sir.