09/20/2026
Saturday was hard. I tried to say a few words before our final workout, but I’m not sure I got them all out (fumble).
Thank you to everyone who came. Members, visitors, former members, families and friends. And a special thank-you to those who stuck with us through the very end. That means more to me than you can imagine.
Thank you to our staff and coaches. You cared, and it showed.
Thank you for trusting us with your fitness, for continuing to show up, and most of all, for making this place what it became.
We weren’t just a gym.
We were the friendliest gym.
The most welcoming gym.
The gym with the most empathy.
For our last workout, we went back to 2022 with “The Collections”, a choose-your-own-destiny workout that seemed pretty appropriate. If you’re having trouble with the next steps, I’m still here. Text me. Call me.
On Saturday, we picked our poison, we grabbed people we enjoyed suffering with, and did what we’ve always done.
We worked out.
Thank you for coming out Saturday to sweat, laugh, support us and give Mad Mare one last proper send-off. Suzanne and I will never forget it.
The equipment still available is shown in the following slides. Sales and pickups will be by appointment, so please message Tony or Suzanne if you’re interested.
Once The Herd. Always The Herd. ❤️🖤