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Scaled.Athlete Making fitness funny 🤡
CrossFit | HYROX | Running🏋️‍♂️🏃
Hybrid athlete… kinda 🤪

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10/17/2026

Every Filipino family has that ONE cousin… 🇵🇭😭

Bro has 17 nicknames, 4 aliases, and NOBODY knows his actual government name. 💀😂

Like, how are you “Tita Baby” or “Tita Bungee” on the family group chat… but your Facebook says EVANGELINE?!? 😭🤣

TAG THAT COUSIN. You know EXACTLY who it is. 💀🇵🇭

Great show tonight, Keith Pedro! Till next time! 🤝😂

10/15/2026

I really don’t know how to make this video entertaining, but here you go! 😂

600 BURPEES FOR THE BATMAN! 🦇

The funny thing is, every time someone walks by, they end up ordering more shirts! Now I’m not sure if they’re doing it to support Andrew Hiller or if they just want to see me suffer through more burpees. 🤣

Either way, the community is showing up for the Batman, and that’s what matters! 🤝❤️

I have no idea how many burpees are waiting for me tomorrow. At this point, I might just go LIVE and let y’all watch me suffer in real time. 😂

Get more NoRep Distress signal shirts VNDK8!

ONE ORDER = ONE BURPEE.

Let’s keep it going! 🦇

10/09/2026

Came for the WOD, brought the vibes. 😂💃

I’m pretty sure I no-repped 90% of the workout, but hey… got some new gear from Frog Grips, had fun, and it’s Friday. 🤣 🐸

That’s a win!

Have a great Friday, y’all! 🔥🤙🏼

10/03/2026

It’s Filipino Heritage Month and I heard my friend Terry Burke has a lot of Pinoy friends out there!

He has been craving some Lumpia but he is kinda shy to ask… send him some Lumpia!!! Let’s go! 🤣🫶🇵🇭

09/27/2026

Is this a sign that Team Philippines is looking for the next Athlete for Physical 100? Or Ms. Lara Liwanag just needs a new CrossFit partner? Either way, I’m Game!

Who’s next to follow? Maybe Justin Hernandez? Or Mark "Mugen" Striegl? Maybe Kuya Ray Querubin or Robyn Brown ?

Uy! Maybe Manny Pacquiao? 👀

OH MAY GHAD! I Kant take dis anymore! 😂😂😂

09/23/2026

Jacob Mosh and I are about to roll up on your next CrossFit competition. 👀😂

Also, Crossfit CNTRVL is hosting Bulls In The Box on 12/19 — come through 💪🔥

09/20/2026

1 week out before Wodapalooza SoCal!
Are you ready? Time to lock in!

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