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I feel personally attacked 😂

Friday June 17th good size group tomorrow starting at 1030 but we have two open spots. get in touch if you want to play

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Our two tee times on January 7th
1150 and noon. Get in touch if you want to play

From Golfjokesand stories
Team Golfwell: Best Selling Authors of Golf Books and Golf HumoristsGOLF JOKES AND STORIES
May 7, 2020 ·
Joe was a model husband. He worked long hours for a large accounting firm trying to make partner and get as much business and revenue as he could for the firm. Trying to stay fit, Joe religiously went to the gym two nights a week, and he plays golf every Saturday.
His wife of two years was happy he was such a determined man, but she wanted him to relax more. She decided to surprise him and take for his birthday to a local Gentleman’s Club one evening. When they drove up, the parking valet at the Club opened the door for Joe’s wife. He then went around and took the keys from Joe.
“Nice to see you again, Joe.” The parking valet said.
His wife wondered, “Joe, have you been here before?”
“No, haven’t ever been here. That guy goes to the same gym I do.”
They get a table up front and the waitress brings Joe a bourbon and water. “Here’s your usual Joe, what would your guest like to drink?”
Joe’s wife orders a wine, then says, “How’d she know you like bourbon and water?”
“She’s a bartender at the golf course and knows that’s what I drink, sweetheart.”
A dancer comes up to their table and rubs her breasts in Joe’s face while mussing his hair with both hands and says, “Hi Joey, you want your usual lap dance tonight?”
Joe’s wife is fuming and grabs her purse and storms out the door. She waves a taxi down outside. Joe follows her and just gets into the taxi before his wife can slam the door on him. Joe begins pleading with his wife explaining the dancer must have mistaken him for someone else. He begs her to understand. Joe’s wife is going bezerk, yelling at him non-stop. She’s using every four-letter expletive known to man. Joe continues pleading when the taxi driver turns around and says, “You picked up a real bitch this time, Joe.”

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