08/31/2026
We survived another week of running in the heat. Naturally, we decided to do it again. π₯πββοΈ
The forecast says summer.
The training plan says miles.
Our group chat says βsee you there.β
THIS WEEKβS DAMAGE π
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Aug. 31 β Sept. 5
π TUESDAY | 6PM
Ladder Workout
2β4 miles
π THURSDAY | 6PM
Tempo Run
3 or 5 miles
π SATURDAY | 7AM
Long Run
4β13 miles
Bring water. Bring sunscreen. Bring a friend who will stop you from making terrible decisions.
As always: hydrate, respect the heat, and remember that you do not, in fact, get extra credit for suffering.
Come get some miles with us. π
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08/28/2026
π§οΈ The rain is gone. The clouds have moved on. Nature has done its part. Now itβs your turn. π«΅
Tomorrow morning, we gather at an entirely unreasonable hour to voluntarily run several miles for absolutely no reason other than β¨character developmentβ¨.
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SAT., AUG. 29
β° 7AM
π 676 West Riverside Drive
πββοΈ Choose your own adventure:
5 miles | 7 miles | 10 miles | 12 miles
π’ Paces for every flavor of chaos:
7:00/mile β 12+ min/mile
Come for the miles. Stay because your friends convinced you this was a good idea.
The storm has passed. The excuses remain. We will see you at 7 AM anyway. π
08/27/2026
Rain or shine, we out here! βοΈ
No excuses, just miles! πͺπ½
08/26/2026
Just a bunch of friends casually running into the sun like this is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. βοΈπ
The heat is hot. The miles are long. The company is pretty great.
Weβll bring the miles, you bring the smiles. Come join us! πββοΈπββοΈ
π Scroll up for this weekβs schedule!
π And be on the lookout for long run details later this week!
08/24/2026
AUSTIN HAS CHOSEN VIOLENCE. AND YETβ¦ WE RUN. π« π₯
This weekβs forecast: hot.
Our training plan: still happening.
Our sanity: currently under review.
But hey, at least weβre suffering together. Hereβs what weβve got for Aug. 24-29:
β¨ TUESDAY | 6 p.m.
400m Repeats
2β3 miles
β°οΈ THURSDAY | 6 p.m.
Hill Repeats
3 miles
π SATURDAY | 7 a.m.
Long Run
5β12 miles
Will we sweat? Excessively.
Will we complain? Obviously.
Will we keep showing up anyway? You bet your electrolytes we will.
See you out there, you beautiful, heat-resistant weirdos. π«Άπ₯΅
08/21/2026
Sometimes the best part of the run is the snack you get after. ππ
The miles may be the goal, but its about the reward you get after. Priorities, people.
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Saturday, Aug. 22
β° 7:00 AM
π 512 East Riverside Drive
Then weβll refuel at Rudyβs:
π½οΈ 3914 North Lamar
Come get your miles in and earn that after-run snack. Weβll see you out there! πββοΈπ
βοΈ HEAT REMINDER: Tomorrow is predicted to be the hottest day of the year in Austin. Take it easy, slow down when you need to, drink plenty of water, and stop if youβre not feeling right. The miles will still be there. Take care of yourselves out there!
08/19/2026
Midweek check-in β: still running, still sweating, and at this point, the heat is starting to feel personal. π₯΅π
Halfway through the week, miles are getting checked off, and weβre somehow still choosing to do this for fun. Keep showing up, friends. The heat canβt stop usβ¦ although it is certainly trying. π
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Weβve got two more runs this week β Thursday and Saturday. Come join us, embrace the sweat, and get those miles in with friends. ππ₯
08/17/2026
We made it through another week of running in this heatβ¦ so naturally, letβs do it all over again. π₯΅π
This week we've got speed, tempo, and a whole lot of Saturday miles.
Aug. 17β22 schedule:
β‘ TUE | 6:00 PM
1600m repeats
π 3β5 miles
π₯ THU | 6:00 PM
Tempo run
π 3 or 5 miles
π€ SAT | 7:00 AM
Long run
π 6β11 miles
Bring your shoes, bring your friends, and bring whatever level of enthusiasm you can muster. We'll bring the miles. π
08/14/2026
Well, well, wellβ¦ itβs that time again. π
A long run is upon us. πββοΈπββοΈ
Pick your pace, pick your distance, and come get some miles in with us. Weβve got pace groups ranging from 7:30/mile to 12+ min/mile and routes for 6, 11, or 12 miles.
π Zero Mile Marker on the Trail
676 W Riverside Dr.
β° 7AM
Once the miles are done, weβll be heading to Lazarus to put the calories back where they came from. π³β
π 4803 Airport Blvd.
See you out there!
08/12/2026
Just a friendly reminder that we voluntarily signed up for this. π
Good thing the miles are better with friends.
See y'all this week!