Cholas with a taste for blood & tequila. Banked track roller derby, Austin,TX. 1 of 5 Teams in the Texas Roller Derby league!! We will see you in 2020!!
Founded in 2001 in Austin, TX, we are part of the MOST entertaining sport in the world. Wanna get in touch with us? Email: [email protected]. Calvello Cup Champions -- 2006
RETIRED SKATERS:
Adios Mija
Barberika
Bones
Bruise Wayne
Cha Cha
Chicle
Chingona
Chola
Cocochina
Crybaby
Death Vallery
Evita Patron
Guera
Heine Dancer
Helle's Belle
Holly Peno
Jenacide
JoAnn Thrax
La Loca
La Princesa
Lady L
05/09/2026
We drafted TWO NEW PUTAS!!! 🔥 Welcome back Buffy Basher & welcome to Hell, Hey Hey!!! ❤️🔥
If you 🫵🏼 bought tickets 🎟️ to tonight's bout against the 🐎, you'll catch Hey Hey's (Helloooo Nurse!) debut as an official 😈PUTA😈 & you'll have the pleasure of reliving Buffy Basher's return to TEXAS ROLLER DERBY 🔥🛼
SEE YOU TONIGHT 🌙🖤
04/11/2026
Happy birthday to our gorgeous Gaudi 🔥🔥🔥
04/10/2026
‼️Everyone STOP what you’re doing right now and tell Happy birthday to
04/09/2026
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Las P**as play on Saturday, May 9th at the Thunderdome!
Throwback to when we took the rollers to church
03/01/2026
This Black History Month, we highlight the black skaters who make up Las P**as del Fuego, past & present. As a team, we remain committed to creating a safe space for all identities, backgrounds & experiences to be who you are on and off the track.
Por Vida. Feliz Black History Month. ❤️🔥
11/13/2025
The P**as had a blast at The Texas Renaissance Fair this past weekend for team retreat! 🔥🔥🔥
06/04/2025
Happy P**a Practice Tuesday! Did you miss us last week? We took the week off after our bout with the bombs, but we’re back to the grind this week and ready for you to meet our P**a of the week: Netflix and Kill! 🔪🩸
Netflix and Kill (she/her) has been a P**a since 2018 and is an incredible asset to the team. She’s our resident nurse and PBJ, and always knows where the camera is. 📸 We love Flixxy!
Las P**as may have finished our last regular season bout, but we’re still grinding and getting better every week in anticipation of the possibility of Playoffs! Catch y’all next week when we introduce another P**a ❤️🔥
05/20/2025
🔥Happy P**a Practice Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!🔥 For this week’s special pre-bout edition of Meet las P**as, we’re meeting our stunning co-captain, SATALITE! 🪐🛸
Satalite (she/her) has been a part of the P**as since midseason draft of 2024 and has been an integral part of the team. She’s lethal whether she’s jamming or blocking, so you better watch out anytime she’s on the track. She’s a force to be reckoned with!
Outside of derby, she’s probably casually running a half marathon 🏃💨, or bringing smiles to peoples’ faces with her baking and cooking. 🍪 We are so grateful for her leadership on and off the track!
Catch Satalite and the rest of las P**as THIS SATURDAY at 7 pm as we take on the EXPLOSIVE Cherry Bombs! 🍒💣 Tickets WILL sell out, so buy yours now! Ticket link in bio.
05/18/2025
🔥WELCOME TO THE FUEGO🔥
Draft alert! Last night, we gained 2 new putitas ❤️🔥 Please welcome Mustang Smashley and Manila Wafer to our team! We had so much fun last night celebrating them 🤟❤️🔥👏🔥
Catch our new putitas, and some old ones too, at our bout THIS Saturday, 5/24, at 7pm! Ticket link in bio 🎟️
📸: The prompt .lavelle
04/29/2025
Happy P**a Practice Tuesday! Welcome to our new series, 🔥MEET LAS PUTAS🔥, where you get the scoop on your favorite wh**es from Hell! Up first is the hard-hitting Stevie Kicks!
Stevie has been a part of las P**as since 2023. You can always count on her to hold the line, hit the hell out of a jammer, and have a snack in her f***y pack! She’s a music lover with a fiery personality we all love.
Tune in next week to see which P**a we introduce next!