04/01/2026
Somewhere between “just get it back over the net” and “there’s absolutely no way this works,” I accidentally unlocked my inner trick shot artist. The ball took a scenic route, ignored several laws of physics, clipped the edge like it owed me money, and dropped in softer than my excuses after missing an easy dink. Opponent froze, I froze, even the net was confused.
Did I mean to do it? Absolutely. Will I ever do it again? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
