Come on down to Fast Lloyd's! Your tapes re-wound so you don't have to re-wait. Look for the white van labeled "Fast Lloyd's"
04/16/2018
Celebrate the Stanley Cup Playoffs by watching non-human hockey phenom "Jack Chimpsky" tear up the ice in "Most Valuable Primate". When you're done, come on down to Fast Lloyd's to have it rewinded! 50% off hockey/animal-exploitation movies!
04/09/2017
Celebrate this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs with a 50% discount on rewinds of "The Mighty Ducks, Criterion Collection!"
12/09/2016
50% rewinds of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" while supplies last!
12/05/2016
Back by popular demand - our fast-forwarding service!
12/04/2016
This Xmas season, consider giving a subscription to our new 'Slow Lloyd' service to have your favorite tapes rewinded with love and care, at no more than 7 RPMs.
12/04/2016
Come on down to Fast Lloyd's! We'll re-wind so you don't have to re-wait.
Fast Lloyd's : Solutions to problems that don't really exist anymore.
12/16/2015
Look up up in the yellow pages!
12/16/2015
No job is too big for Fast Lloyd's.
We use multiple rewinders and a staff of plasma-donors that know which way the tape goes in so you don't accidentally fast-forward it instead.
Come on down to Fast Lloyd's! We'll re-wind so you don't have to re-wait.
| Tuesday | 6:40am - 6:45am |
| Thursday | 12pm - 7:14pm |
| Saturday | 9am - 1:30pm |