09/10/2026
You’re a Ravens fan. You have opinions about the t**h push, you can name three long snappers, you once cried in a Royal Farms parking lot over a field goal, and this Saturday 71,000 of you are walking into your own building to watch a sport where the ball goes backward, nobody wears pads, the clock never stops, and the referee is wearing a microphone and using it to say things like “Green seven, roll away, thank you.”
Okay. OKAY. Sit down. No, stand up, we’re going to be standing a lot. You’re a Ravens fan. You have opinions about the t**h push, you can name three long snappers, you once cried in a Royal Farms parking lot over a field goal, and this Saturday 71,000 of you are walking into your own
