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Dear Inventor of Bra Inserts,

I have questions.

First, who hurt you?

Second, what woman looked at your prototype and said, “Yes. This is excellent. Let’s make sure these foam pads permanently migrate to one side every time the garment is washed.”

Because that’s exactly what happens.

I place my sports bra in the washing machine with two inserts, each peacefully occupying its designated hemisphere.

I remove it from the dryer to discover both inserts have apparently moved into a studio apartment behind my left b**b.

Now begins the ritual.

Through a tiny opening approximately the size of a paper cut, I must somehow insert two fingers and perform what can only be described as microscopic orthopedic surgery.

I push.

I pull.

I pinch.

I negotiate.

Eventually, one insert is relocated to the opposite side, but new questions emerge:

Is it upside down?

Right side up?

Sideways?

Folded like a taco?

Has it somehow achieved a fourth dimension?

No one knows.

Certainly not me.

So I put the bra on and hope for the best.

The only guarantee in life is death, taxes, and discovering after you’ve left the house that one bra insert is sitting vertically like a surfboard.

What amazes me most is that this product survived the design process.

Because if men had to deal with this in their underwear, there would have been congressional hearings by 1987.

There would be an international task force.

Engineers would be involved.

Someone from NASA would be consulted.

Yet women have simply accepted this fate and continue performing foam-pad archaeology every laundry day.

I would like to formally request that whoever invented removable bra inserts spend the rest of eternity trying to untangle Christmas lights while wearing oven mitts.

Respectfully,

A Very Tired Woman
Who Just Wanted Clean Laundry
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I started Hyrox to become a stronger mountain biker, but I’ve gained so much more than that. The strength, endurance, and mental toughness I build in these workouts show up every time I get on my bike. Whether it’s powering up a climb, staying strong late in a race, or pushing through when things get tough, Hyrox has made me a better athlete. What keeps me coming back, though, is the community. There’s something powerful about women showing up, holding each other accountable, and proving that we’re capable of hard things. Strong women inspire strong women, and I’m grateful to be surrounded by so many of them. @bettysboxbcgym @super_duper_cycling