Smug like Joe Buck

I have never in my life come across a man quite as smug as Joe Buck. From his smug suits to his smug hair.

I imagine him to be the type of person who spits on his high class prostitutes

10/16/2022

This Monday Night, Troy and I are hosting an absolute dogs**t of a game between the Denver Broncos, led by laughing stock Russell Wilson who not only enjoys playing qb as if he has downsyndrome, but also enjoys sleeping with woman whom also have a p***s. Our produces sent an email to his wife Ciara to see who's is bigger. She refused to be interviewed. Instead opting to send me another one of her dick pics. At least it's in LA near skid row where I will reenact scense from the movie Pretty Woman, where I pick up a double feature street creature and play my favorite game, I pick the object and you pick the Orphesus. Congratulations to last week's winner Shantel. She has a Red Snapper that talks to ya when the conditions are right. Troy and I and everyone here at ESPN want to wish you a speedy recovery after a valiant attempt of inserting a full 2 liter bottle, ironically of Code Red Mountain dew.

07/21/2021

Oh my God! My dick just went from six to midnight. Im Hard as hell after hearing football talk today. We are almost there. It needs to come quick like 911 in white neighborhoods. I had some great summer smug moments but I'm ready for the fall. I'm going to make Troy Aikman do lines of coke and use my dick as the straw inside to booth every Monday night.

01/07/2021

We at Smug at Joe Buck are horrified with what is going on in our nation's capital. Washington was supposed to wait until tomorrow to get the s**t kicked out of them. I have 3 team parlay in the works spearheaded by Tom "Golden Dick" Brady followed by a 3am Jai Ala match in Indonesia. Stand down Proud Boys.

09/27/2020

I'll tell you what, COVID-19 has been quite the ordeal within the Buck clan, But after watching the NFC East play so far, I think I'd rather snort Covid infested co***ne off a prostitutes Red Snapper than suffer through this horse s**t of a division any longer.... Stay Smug

10/12/2017

We all love pizza. But what's better than pizza? Watching your favorite football team while eating a great pie.

09/22/2017

Videos like this are a good way to start the weekend!!!