Lord Manly

Poor losers. Even worse winners. We started making trophies for our leagues. Now you can have them, Lord Manly hearkens back to a bold, bygone, era of sports.

An age which existed before the forward pass, when every down was a goal line stand, and the only padding you had was around your waist, from a diet of steak, whiskey, and more whiskey. Aye, he's got freakish strength, but he didn't buy it at some fancy gym- every ounce of muscle was pummeled out of something bigger and meaner than him. Lord Manly, LLC was founded in Boston- civilization's cradle

08/25/2021

We can't believe we have to say this, but are you here to get contact info to yell at us about a missing/incomplete/botched shirt order? Because we don't sell shirts. We sell FANTASY FOOTBALL TROPHIES. The company you ordered shirts from has a name that's very similar to ours, and, apparently, terrible customer service.

But while you're here, why not browse our collection of kick ass trophies? Then go yell at the other company.

12/25/2018

Many of this year's champions were crowned last night, and the rest are waiting to secure their victory after this evening's game. From all of us at , may you and your families have an ass-kicking holiday, even if you disappointed everyone you know by losing at fantasy football this season. (illustration by )

12/22/2018

A fleet of prepares to greet this year's champions- or as we like to call them, "The people who probably didn't draft Le'Veon Bell*". There are plenty more where they came from, so grab one for your league, and give your victor the recognition they've earned!

*Or Jerick McKinnon, Kareem Hunt, AJ Green, Dalvin Cook, Gronk, and OBJ.

08/25/2018

For those about to draft, we salute you, part 2 (illustration by )

08/24/2018

Not just owners, but also clients. This guy enjoys one final day and his last beer from before the draft tomorrow, when he gets handed off to the jackass who hit the Gurley lottery. Godspeed, big guy.

08/21/2018

Your league deserves a trophy. You don’t even need to tell them about the $10 discount. Go on, keep it- it’ll be our little secret. Use code 10DOLLARSOFF at checkout.

08/17/2018

For those about to draft, we salute you- part 1. (Illustration by )

08/16/2018

to our first commercial. Describing what we were doing with some of the stock footage during rights management got... interesting.

08/16/2018

- from clay, to figuring out we were really overdoing the middle finger thing and running a quick redesign on our , to the molds of the talented folks at , to finished product. Stay weird, Dick. @ Massachusetts