Trails Outside the Box: Boulder "Flatlander" Hash House Harriers

We love running (or walking!) unique trails around the Boulder area, singing songs, socializing, drinking, and having a great time. All ages 21+ are welcome!

The Hash House Harriers are worldwide: we like to get outside and run, walk, amble, hike or somehow on foot go through an awesome trail. Length varies; Flatlanders usually do trails of roughly 3-5 miles. Only the hares (leaders) know where we're going to start with: they plan the trail ahead of time, mark it with small dollops of flour or chalk, and the rest of us follow a few minutes later. Their

job is to lead us to the end by marking where to turn....with a few different choices, one right choice and the rest wrong. We figure it out, try (and usually fail) to catch them, and they reward us for hour efforts with a beer and water stop about half way through. (Sometimes mimosas, sometimes jello shots--you never know!). At the end, we have more "refreshment" and we sing silly, and yes often downright filthy but hilarious songs about what happened. To read more, go here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers

Hashing is very much what you make it, and the Boulder "Flatlanders" HHH (Flatlanders because the founders came from Tucson) particularly like to do this:

* Create really interesting trails. Not left right left through the suburbs, but places you've never been before, into ditches or past old industrial areas or over that hill into an amazing amphitheater none of us had ever seen before
* Costumes! Sometimes we have a Pirate Hash, or a red dress run (men too), or whatever the hares want. Sometimes it's just a plain hash. You never know!
* Singing! Most hashing groups sing but we really like it. Sometimes "circle", the part at the end with the drinking and the singing, takes longer than the trail. We make up verses to existing songs sometimes, or just sing a song for one person who did something awesome or silly on trail. You have to experience it. :)

Everyone is given a hashing nickname, once they've attended several hashes. These names are used instead of your regular name; you'll see the hares for the trails referred to as "G4" (Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts" or "Deep in the End" (Deep for Short) and so on. IMPORTANT NOTE: Hashing isn't for everyone and definitely not for the easily offended. It's a fantastic time on trail outside with great friends, but there is a purposefully filthy theme to the songs, there is sometimes (optional) nudity, and drinking is common though always optional. You never have to do anything you don't want to do, but be prepared for others to be enjoying themselves. It's kind of like a pressure release valve -- we're all respectable (well, mostly ;) ) programmers and lawyers and grad students and whatnot but this is a fun way to play the part of the ridiculous.

06/20/2014

What: The big gay hash! In honor of pride and Pro Bone Me and Anne Hoelyn the Tude Whore's return, come be gay with us!

Hares: Chocolate Salty Balls and Loveat First Lick

When: Friday June 20th, at 6 PM

Where: Safeway parking lot on 17th and Pace, Schlongmont, CO!

D'erections: Google that s**t

What to bring: $7, s**g bag, virgins, your gayest outfit, all the colors of the rainbow, aniversary presents for Pro and Anne, a thirst for s**tty, and I mean SH*TTY, beer, the award, dry shoes, mosquito repellent, Q, and Spermes.

Trail: A-B, there will be a s**g wagon

Dogs and Strollers: Should be fine
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Colorado Hashing: Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers: Next Hash: Friday May 16th, 6 PM,...

05/14/2014

http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/2014/05/next-hash-friday-march-16th-6-pm-hares.html
What: Second Childhood Fun and Games Hash
>>> Just Don's Virgin Lay!
When: 6pm on Friday May 16th
Prelube: Ya You Betcha! 5 PM or so.
Where: Gravity Brewing in Louisville https://goo.gl/maps/54cdx 1150 Pine Street
Hares: G4 and Just Don
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: Extra shoes, warm clothes. Headlamp couldn't hurt. A childlike spirit of joy and your hopscotch chops. If you have your 5th grade gym shorts, wear'em, or just dress like a 5th grader of your era.
Trail: A-A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Bring all the dogs and get an irresponsible teenager to watch your babies.
On-on
G4

Colorado Hashing: Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers: Next Hash: Friday May 16th, 6 PM,...

02/18/2014

Next hash: Friday March 14th! Details to be revealed...don't miss this All Deep All the Time Hare/RA Combo!

Deep and Mr Face hares
What: BFHHH #349
When: Fri Mar 14 @ 6pm Hares: Deep & Mr Face
Where: Community Plaza Shopping Center, North Boulder D'Erections: https://goo.gl/maps/YYXr5
Hash Cash: $7 (USD) w/exact change, $10 w/o
Dogs: Yes Bring: Warm clothes, headlamps, thermos of warm beverage. (Outdoor circle. Weather looks good, but it's March.) D'Tails:
This will be like a S**t & Chacockqua trail, only laid better. And shorter. Mr Face is bringing virgins, so don't forget your condoms.

It is rumored but not yet confirmed that Deep will do something both alluring and disturbing while in circle.

Colorado Hashing: Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers: New Song of the Week

02/13/2014

On the Flatlander's web page, I'm making a small New Songs of the Week (or so) page. New songs in small chunks, with the source and melody. And somehow it thinks it needs to post my blogger/gmail ID photo. OK. http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/p/song-page-in-progress.html

Colorado Hashing: Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers: New Song of the Week

02/11/2014

BFHHH hash 348: THURSDAY 2/13/2014, 6:30PM, at Post Brewery, indoor circle

And now for something completely different! Special weeknight Flatlander hash!

http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/2014/02/bfhhh-hash-348-thursday-2132014-630pm.html

When: Thursday February 13th, 5 PM prelube, 6:30 PM trail.
Trail: Short and tight and firm, just in time for VD. Marked with HUGE dollops of flour.
Where: The new Post brewery in Lafayette 105 West Emma St., Lafayette, CO • 303-593-2066. The Jump bus leaving at 5:17 from the downtown Boulder bus station will get you there at 6, just get off near Emma and Baseline and walk a block west.

Hares: G4 and Pod
Why: Cuz why not? And to try it out. And it's full moony.
RA: Might be G4. Might be Pod. Might be Muffet. We'll sing up a storm.
How much? $5 plus cash for prelube and on trail.
Circle. Inside. Definitely.
Dogs: If they can sit outside periodically, sure.
ID on trail? Yes. Bring your ID and cash on trail.

BRING YOUR HEADLAMP AND WEAR WARM CLOTHES. High of 59, low of 33.

Also bring: The noble head of an eagle, the sensuous body of a Russian police choir member, and two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

On-on!

G4

BFHHH hash 348: THURSDAY 2/13/2014, 6:30PM, at Post Brewery, indoor circle | Colorado Hashing:...

01/17/2014

Hash Saturday Janary 18th at 2 PM
Start at J.Wells Brewing 2pm. Pod will be there early having a beer. just north on 49th street from Pearl st. Behind the VW dealer.

2516 49th St #5, Boulder, CO 80301

Usual p**p, dogs, trail, bring your ID, and moldy fruit cake.

12/17/2013

We've joined the 20th century--can the 21st be far behind? Boulder Flatlander web site is at http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/. Tell your friends.

Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers

09/17/2013

Let's hit Asher in Gunbarrel this Friday September 20th at 5:01 for happy hour. It's got darts, co****le, foosball, and of course lovely beers.

A bus comes by Spectra here just a few blocks away so I'm sure there's good bussage for those so inclined.

See you then,

G4

08/18/2013

Come hash with the Flatlanders on Friday the 23rd!

What: BFHHH Hash 341
When: Friday August 23rd at 6 PM, 5 PM Prelube at Asher
Hares: G4 and a Hare to be Named Later
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: ID, bug juice (to attract or repel, your choice), a bit o'cash perhaps, headlamp.
Wear: anything beer-related. Perhaps a nice Roman-style crown of hops or a wheatstalk. Dab a little IPA behind your ears. Wear your favorite Beer-themed shirt or underwear.
Dogs: Nope. Strollers: Nope.
D'erections: Go up 63rd and turn right at Nautilus Drive, right at Nautilus Ct.
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=asher+brewing&fb=1&gl=us&hq=asher+brewing&hnear=0x876bf4416141b7ad:0x34cb7d9cc1e7e6e6,Lafayette,+CO+80026&cid=0,0,6258587976354360895&t=m&z=16&iwloc=A

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08/15/2013

Friday August 16th 2013...happy hour at 5 PM at Fate in Boulder.

1600 38th Street Boulder, CO 80301
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05/28/2013

Come hash this Friday!

What: BFHHH #333
Hares: Spermes and Tonguehole in the Jungle
When: Friday, May 31, 6pm
Where: Anthem Highlands Parkside Community Center, 3624 Parkside Center
Drive, Broomfield
Trail: A-B, virgin territory, 4 mile(ish), bring the dog, bring the
stroller, water and restrooms at the start, water, beer, and restrooms
(OK, port-a-potty) at the beer check, water, beer, junk food, and
restrooms (OK, port-a-potty) at the on-in.
D'Erections: Get to Baseline Road as you see fit. Take it east out of
Lafayette. About 3.5 miles east of 287, find Lowell Blvd. Turn right.
Go about 0.1 miles and turn left on Indian Peaks Pkwy. Go another 0.1 miles and turn right on Parkside Center Drive. Go another 0.1 miles and turn right into the community center parking lot. Go to the back of the lot and look for half-minds. If coming from Denver on I-25, go north to Colorado 7 and go west. Go west about 3 miles to Lowell and then follow the directions to the community center.
Bring: $7, sunscreen, insect repellent. Warm clothes for circle, most likely.
On-after:Lazy Dog, 3100 Village VistaDrive, Erie, CO

05/13/2013

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