Monster Herbal Blends

09/17/2026

🧴💕 I NEED 3 PRODUCT TESTERS! 💕🧴

We’ve been working on something BRAND NEW at Monster Herbal Blends, and now I need a few brave humans to put it to the test!

Each Tester Set includes:

✨ 1 FULL OZ Cloud Butter Whipped Body Butter
✨ 1 FULL OZ Sugar Body Polish
✨ Both scented with our new Sweet Orange + Amyris + Clary Sage blend

That’s 2 full ounces of product for only $8, SHIPPING INCLUDED! 📦💕

But there’s a catch… I actually want your opinion! 👀

Use them. Smell them. Scrub with them. Slather yourself in them. 😂 Then tell me what you REALLY think about the scent, texture, feel, and overall experience. Good, bad, weird, obsessed… I want honest feedback!

💗 Once you complete your feedback, I’ll send you a $5 shop credit as a thank-you for helping me test these little monsters.

🚨 ONLY 3 TESTER SETS ARE AVAILABLE!

To get one, you’ll need to purchase the Tester Set through our Etsy shop.
👉 LINK WILL BE IN THE FIRST COMMENT!

First 3 purchases get ’em! 🐷💕

Who wants to be one of my guinea pigs?! 😂

09/15/2026

Thank you so much for your order! (posted on TikTok as well!) I appreciate you so much!

09/11/2026

W**D? NOT AROUND HERE. 🌼

Dandelion has been used for generations to soothe and support troubled skin. And in Herbal Skin Rescue, it has backup.

🌼 Dandelion
🌼 Calendula
🌿 Yarrow

Slowly infused into organic jojoba oil to create a rich botanical salve for dry, cracked, chapped, irritated and overworked skin.

Soothe. Protect. Nourish. Rescue.

Sometimes your skin doesn’t need lotion.
It needs to be RESCUED. 🌿

Available on our website and in our Etsy shop!

09/11/2026

09/11/2026

🍍🩷 PRETTY LIMITED IS HERE! 🩷🍍

For my birthday release, I got my hands on something a little ridiculous… PINK PINEAPPLE.

So naturally, I made tea. 😂

🌿 White Peony Tea
🍍 Real Pink Pineapple
🌼 Honeysuckle
🌺 Hibiscus
🍋 Lemon Myrtle

Bright. Fruity. Floral. Amaz-balls.

No added flavors. No flavor oils. Just the real stuff.

🎂 Birthday Release • 09.13.26
Rare fruit. Tiny batch. No encore.

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09/07/2026

⚙️ NEW BLEND: SECOND GEAR ⚙️

Because sometimes the day ain’t done… but you kinda are. 😂

Assam, Ceylon & Darjeeling black teas + yerba mate, honeybush, orange, ginger & vanilla bean.

Bold. Bright. Smooth. Energizing.
🔥 Delicious hot
🧊 Amazing iced
🌿 Always organic
🚫 No added flavors or flavor oils

Second Gear. Because the day ain’t done yet. ⚙️☕

09/05/2026

🚨 READ. THE. INGREDIENTS. 🚨

Seriously. Before you buy that gorgeous bag of “Blueberry Bliss,” “Vanilla Dream,” or “Tropical Whatever”… flip it over.

Because the name on the front tells you what the tea is supposed to taste like.

The ingredient list tells you how they made it taste that way. 👀

You might be surprised how often you see:

“Natural flavors”
“Artificial flavors”
“Flavoring”
“Natural and artificial flavors”

And sometimes… not a whole lot of the ingredient you thought you were buying.

At Monster Herbal Blends, we do things differently.

If we want blueberry flavor, we reach for blueberries. 🫐
If we want citrus, we use actual citrus. 🍋🍊
If we want warmth, we reach for cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, cloves and other spices.
If we want chocolatey richness, we play with ingredients like cacao and roasted carob. 🍫
If we want floral notes, there are actual flowers for that. 🌸

And underneath all of that, we deliberately choose teas and botanicals that bring their own flavor and personality to the blend, from bold Assam and earthy pu-erh to naturally sweet honeybush and delicate white teas.

That’s the fun part of blending.

We don’t need an ingredient called “flavor” to do the heavy lifting.

So whether you’re buying from us or someone else, do yourself a favor:

Turn the bag around. Read the ingredients.

You deserve to know what you’re steeping in your cup. 🫖💙

Monster Herbal Blends
Real ingredients. Deliberate blends. Ridiculously good tea.

09/03/2026

So… where DOES the flavor come from? 👀

Right. Freaking. Here. 🌹🍫🫖

When we say NO ADDED FLAVORS, we mean it.

Chocolate Rose Chai doesn’t taste rich, chocolatey, floral, warm and ridiculously decadent because we dumped some mysterious “chocolate flavor” or “chai flavor” into it.

We built that flavor.

And it starts before the herbs, spices and flowers ever hit the bowl.

Even the TEAS themselves are chosen for what they bring to the cup.

🫖 Assam black tea brings that bold, malty richness and body.

🫖 Pu-erh tea brings deep, earthy complexity and an almost aged richness that gives the blend some serious backbone.

THEN we build from there.

🍫 Cacao nibs for real chocolate depth
🤎 Roasted carob for naturally sweet, brownie-like richness
🌹 Rose petals for that unmistakable floral note
🌿 Vanilla bean for warmth and sweetness
🔥 Cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, cloves and more to create that deep chai spice

Nothing is there because it looks pretty in the bag.

Every tea. Every herb. Every spice. Every flower.

It has a job.

That’s how we create very deliberate flavors using actual ingredients instead of taking a shortcut with “added flavors.”

Flavor isn’t added. It’s built. 💗👹

And THAT is how we do tea at Monster Herbal Blends.

Your inner monster wants tea. 🫖

09/03/2026

Go check this business out, the candles are the cutest I’ve seen in a while!! I may need to get some for my baskets 🧺 seriously cute!!!!

Monster Herbal Blends you are our 500 follower giveaway winner!!!!! I will be reaching out via messenger to get your scent wish and get it poured this weekend! 🕯🥰

09/01/2026

🎉 WE HAVE WINNERS!! 🎉

First, I owe everyone a little apology for the delay in getting our winners announced. Life decided to throw a curveball over here. My husband has been pretty sick, and when it comes down to it, family comes first. 💚 Thank you guys for being patient with me while I took care of what needed taking care of.

BUT… Monster and Piggles have finally dug through the entries, pulled the names, and we have our winners! 🫖👹🐷

🏆 Alexandrya Elizabeth Jones nominated by …

🏆 Feed, Seed & Soul Co.!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!! 🎉

You each won FREE TEA! And the best part? You get to choose! 🙌

Winners can choose ANY tea currently listed on our website as their prize. Go browse, drool over the options, argue with yourself about which one you want, and then come back to us. 😂

👉 Winners, please send Monster Herbal Blends a private message with your tea choice to claim your prize!

You can browse all the current blends at MonsterHerbalBlends.com⁠ 💚🫖

And seriously, thank you to everyone who participated, nominated someone, shared some love, and continues to support this weird little tea adventure of ours. Every comment, tag, share, order, and kind word means more to this tiny business than you probably realize. 💚

Stay tuned… Monster & Piggles are absolutely not done giving s**t away. 👀😂

Congratulations, Alexandrya Elizabeth Jones & Feed, Seed & Soul Co.! 🎉🫖💚