Cock Patrol

Cock Patrol Built by upland degenerates. For upland degenerates. Bad day to be a c**k
👇Limited apparel proven to help you miss less👇

Built different. Literally.
09/13/2026

Built different. Literally.

THE FINAL MAP. 100 hoodies. And you guys absolutely showed up. 👊🏽We started with a blank map wondering just how far thes...
09/12/2026

THE FINAL MAP.

100 hoodies. And you guys absolutely showed up. 👊🏽

We started with a blank map wondering just how far these 2026 Limited Edition hoodies would make it…

And now HERE WE ARE.

So we figured it was only right to show you the final map, including exactly how many hoodies were claimed in each state.

Some states showed up HARD.
Some states apparently had better things to do.. (South Dakota….)

But every single order helped make this map what it is, and we seriously can’t thank everyone enough for riding with The Patrol!

You asked for it.
09/12/2026

You asked for it.

WELL… THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.100 hoodies.7 days.SOLD OUT.Appreciate everyone who jumped on this one. You guys fu***ng cr...
09/11/2026

WELL… THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.

100 hoodies.
7 days.
SOLD OUT.

Appreciate everyone who jumped on this one. You guys fu***ng crushed it. 🫡👊👊👊👊

2026 Pheasant Season Drop — 100/100 GONE!!!

DAY 7 — LOOK WHAT Y’ALL DID! Huge THANK YOU to everyone who ordered and got their state on the map. Seriously, watching ...
09/11/2026

DAY 7 — LOOK WHAT Y’ALL DID!

Huge THANK YOU to everyone who ordered and got their state on the map. Seriously, watching this thing spread across the country has been fu***ng awesome.

⭐️ STAR = a state with an order
🚫 NO STAR = we’re still waiting on somebody from that state to step up.

Once we sell out, we might just have to drop a THIRD map showing exactly how many people in each state will be out there rocking this thing.

Could be pretty damn cool to see which states showed up the hardest.

And since everyone keeps asking how many are left…

We’re not giving away the exact number

BUT we will tell you this:

WE’RE IN THE TEENS. 👊🏽

That’s right. ONLY TEENS LEFT.

Once these 100 are gone, the 2026 Limited Edition Hoodie is DONE. No restock.

A Lab with a little extra spice.
09/11/2026

A Lab with a little extra spice.

THE 2026 HOODIE MAP - LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. If you’ve been wondering… YES, there are still 2026 Limited Edition Hoodies u...
09/10/2026

THE 2026 HOODIE MAP - LET’S TALK ABOUT IT.

If you’ve been wondering… YES, there are still 2026 Limited Edition Hoodies up for grabs. 👊🏽

Here’s the deal:

⭐️ STAR = someone from that state has ordered.
🚫 NO STAR = nobody from that state has stepped up yet.

And honestly… some of y’all’s states are looking a little too damn empty.

We appreciate the hell out of everyone who’s already claimed their state and helped us fill this thing up.

Only 100 hoodies. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. No telling where we’re at it the line up 🤫

Get your hoodie. Get your star. Represent your damn state. 👊🏽

Your Wirehair definitely does this s**t.
09/10/2026

Your Wirehair definitely does this s**t.

09/10/2026

Show of hands 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Gordon Setter: taking the scenic route since forever.
09/09/2026

Gordon Setter: taking the scenic route since forever.

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Campbellsport, WI
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