Sports Time Machine

BILLY J. … I hate how I look in photos, but apparently this is very common. In fact, studies show that up to 80% of people hate how I look in photos.

BILLY J. … Keith Richards and Willie Nelson outliving Dolly Parton and Richard Simmons has me seriously questioning everything I was told in D.A.R.E. and in 3rd grade.

BILLY J. … There is a lot of unused real estate on the back of a picture frame. Seems like a good place to put the price sticker instead of on the front glass but what do I know? Or maybe just don’t stick it to the front of the glass with the same glue they used to hold tiles on the Space Shuttle??!!

BILLY J. … Yesterday I watched a documentary about beavers. Might have been the best dam movie I've ever seen?

BILLY J. … 🎵Old MacDonald had a dolphin. E-E-E-E-E🎵

BILLY J. … Yesterday I helped my neighbor Beth bury an old carpet way out in the Arizona desert. Her husband would have helped her but he’s out of town.

BILLY J. … Start eating healthy AND exercising! Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school!

BILLY J. … So I’m thinking. Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide when it's your birthday. Agree?

BILLY J. … I’m at CAK waiting to fly to Sarasota. After arguing for 10 minutes with a man who said I was in his seat, he finally said… “OK! FINE! Then YOU fly the plane!”

BILLY J. … TWO fun facts I learned about myself yesterday! 1. I am NOT too old to sit in a bean bag chair! 2. I AM too old to get out of a bean bag chair!