Spicy Angel Reese

No accounts.
No logins.
No day-one patch.
No battle pass.
No roadmap.

Just the disc, the controller, and the game.

We didn’t realize how good we had it.

Adrien Broner’s two-year transformation should be studied. 😳

For seven consecutive seasons since 2019, the Los Angeles Dodgers re-signed outfielder Andrew Toles, who has Schizophrenia so he could keep access to the team’s health insurance and mental health services.

He wasn’t expected to return to the field but the team support allowed him to continue to receive, medication, therapy and counselling.

Angel Reese is 24 years old.

She will earn an estimated $10 million dollars over the next year.

For the sake of argument…….let’s remove 52% for taxes and agent fees.

That leaves a take home pay of roughly $4.8 million dollars.

Professional athletes are paid on the 1st and the 15th of each month.

$4.8 million/26 weeks = $184,615.
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After you are done with all of your attacks, insults, vulgar names, and racial slurs against Angel Reese all over X on a DAILY basis, just understand this:

On Monday of next week, wire transfers totaling roughly $184,615 NET will hit her back account, and again every other week thereafter.

At 24 years old………..

She is one of the TOP TWO most marketable female basketball players on the PLANET.

At 24 years old………..
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I’ll address this before you say it in the comments: Caitlin Clark is the #1 earner in this area, and that’s GREAT. This is well-deserved.

BOTH spots are HISTORIC!

BOTH spots represent GENERATIONAL WEALTH for two 24 year old women who graduated from high school in the same class.

There is NOTHING that you can say to CHANGE this. Rage type in the comments of every tweet as you wish.

One of the TOP TWO highest paid female basketball players on the PLANET.

You don’t have to LIKE this, but ya gotta RESPECK it!

Caitlin Clark

3/12 FG

2/6 3PT FG

5 turnovers

Points allowed on defense: 20

Shots swatted back in her face: 4
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Clutch plays in the final 2 minutes

2 critical game-sealing turnovers

Game-sealing air ball from 3PT range

She was the best player on the Valkyries team tonight.

Shout out MAGA Caitlin.

SHE cost her team this game.

Doing GOAT things.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve seen over 20 posts, tweets, and even Youtube captions, (which I refused to watch) this morning saying that the Indiana Fever lost last night because Stephanie White was badly out-coached.

(Sigh)
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Listen man………….

Stephanie White is a really good Coach. I mean, a REALLY good Coach. Stephanie White coached her BUTT off last night.

She did everything that she needed to do to put her team in a position to WIN, even swapping out Caitlin Clark, (who is an AWFUL defender) for Raven Johnson, who is an ELITE defender), at the end of the game, resulting in critical defensive stops.
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The Indiana Fever lost a game that they should have won last night because Caitlin Clark couldn’t guard ANYone all night, AND she completely CHOKED multiple times in the last 2 minutes of a clutch game.

For those of you with selective recall, allow me to remind you:

1:32 remaining: Caitlin Clark bad pass. Turnover.

1:06 remaining: Caitlin Clark steps out of bounds. Turnover.

40.9 seconds remaining: Caitlin Clark airballs a 3PT shot.
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You’re not putting this on Stephanie White. I am not going to allow that.

This is why Stephanie White PRAYS for the day that the Fever gets rid of Caitlin, and Raven becomes her full-time Point Guard.
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Caitlin cost her team a winnable game last night. Her coaching staff was devastated, because it HURTS when you coach your HEARTS out, and your FRANCHISE player gets TORCHED on defense for FOUR STRAIGHT QUARTERS, and then CHOKES the game away in the last 2 minutes.

The Indiana Fever are 4-3, and Caitlin “Michael Jordan” Clark was the CAUSE of ALL THREE losses.

True or false. You rank Patrick Mahomes higher than Peyton Manning all time??

You can only keep five

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”