09/15/2026
Third time is a charm they say…
Apparently Katniss Everclean learned absolutely nothing from last week’s incident because I walked into the studio today and found this disaster. Actually, I got a warning about her being stuck last night and just knew what happened. Checked the camera…yep. Pothos down.
Plant stand sideways, Pothos dragged across the floor. Dirt everywhere. Vines wound around the brush so tightly I had to cut them out.
And Katniss? Just sitting there (stuck AGAIN) at the scene of the crime like, “Something happened.”
YOU. You happened.
And before anyone tries to defend her, this is actually her THIRD assault on this poor pothos. I gave her grace the first time because she was new, still training, and I hadn’t set up any cleaning restrictions yet.
Last week there was an existing “no clean zone” boundary/restraining order set. She clearly ignored that, but she did ask me to clean the sensors twice. I accepted that her navigation was off due to my negligence. Friday I removed all the hair, refilled water tanks, cleaned all the sensors, and even washed the mop pads and dock. I thought we were good. WRONG!
She violated the pothos restraining order… Again.
So we are officially upgrading the charges from pothos harassment to full-blown pothos assault. 🌿⚠️
Katniss is on her second written warning and the pothos got a MAJOR haircut today because frankly, I’m done with both of their s**t. I would just like to come into the studio without having to investigate another botanical crime scene.
😂 Nathan was kind enough to help me with this mess. I also found the live recording of this incident and we’ve all been laughing about it today. I’m redoing the restricted area and there is no longer anything for her to grab onto. Now to keep an eye on my other plants!