Davis Wheelworks

If today is your birthday: free aerobars.

Do you think almond milk is called "almond milk" because no one could say "nut juice" with a straight face?

"In the face of adversity, maintain your identity." - Arrogant Do*****ag.

Amidst growing concerns of the Budweiser-Virus, PCSD must still go on!!! This week's fastest time wins a roll of toilet paper. Second place is a face mask. Coughers will be immediately disqualified.

(PSA: This is a joke. If you don't get it, maybe consider Wuhan for your next vacation. Also, PCSD will continue as soon as the CDC acknowledges ceramic bearings as a viable tool to fight this pandemic... of men with too much product in their beards.)

Wishing everyone a safe and happy Halloween.

Now in stock: EPO. All purchases come with a chance to win oceanfront property in Arizona. Proceeds go towards building The Wall.

As the time change concludes another season of the PCSD, thank you all for participating. See you next season!

Caption contest. To the winner: glass of milk. Warm milk.

Maybe everyone should calm down and give Nickleback a second chance.

First you will laugh. THEN you have my permission to be offended.

Do you seriously NOT have anything better to do???

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