06/19/2026
Coffee shouldn't be the first thing you put in your body in the morning.
You've gone 7 to 9 hours without water, so you wake up dehydrated and low on sodium. Pour a diuretic like coffee on top of that and then wonder why you're dragging by 10am.
My actual first move is simple. 12 to 16 oz of water, a quarter teaspoon of salt, a quarter teaspoon of baking soda, and the juice of half a lemon. Water, electrolytes, and a buffer. The boring fundamentals almost everyone skips.
No detox tea. No $90 greens powder. Just the basics, handled before the day starts.
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