Chatter Splatter

Chatter Splatter’s Summer Bash - Saturday, June 13. 9am-12pm.

This year we’re teaming up with to make it extra special. 🎉

Here’s the lineup:
☀️ A meet & greet with Stitch (10-11am)
🎨 Craft room going full mess-mode
💦 Water play (yes, they’re getting soaked)
🍦 Ice cream for every kid - ice lollies on hand for dairy allergies
🍹 Summer cocktails + brunch
🎁 Every child ticket = 1 raffle entry → Open Play Passes + merch up for grabs

You bring the kids. We’ll handle the rest.

Send the little ones home tired, sticky, and grinning. That’s the whole goal.

Three things, parents:
💧 Dress them for water
👟 Pack a change of clothes + a towel
🧴 Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen
📍 Chatter Splatter, Norristown.

Click the link in our bio to grab your tickets.

We’re OPEN today!

Memorial Day = play day.
Doors open 9 AM to 3 PM.

Oh, and it’s official: tickets are now LIVE on our brand-new booking system. Faster, easier, done in about 30 seconds.

Grab your spot 👉 link in bio
See you soon! 💛

The second secret is finally out. ⚡

Today, meet Gabber.

He’s clever.
He’s curious.
He’s a little bit cheeky.

And he has a lot to say. About everything. All the time. With excellent jokes mixed in.

Gabber is the friend every child needs the moment they’re ready to find their voice. He asks the questions no one else thinks to ask. He turns “I don’t know” into “let me tell you a story.” He’s the puppet-show narrator, the carpool commentator, the kid who somehow makes every quiet child suddenly want to talk.

Because here’s what we know: confidence doesn’t always arrive loudly. Sometimes it arrives one giggle, one silly question, one made-up song at a time. Gabber is the friend who makes that happen.
His superpower? Helping kids find their voice. ⚡

His catchphrase? “Let’s squawk and talk!” — and trust us, you’ll be hearing it. A lot. (Apologies in advance to anyone trying to enjoy a quiet coffee.) ☕

So that’s two friends down. 💚⚡
One more secret to go.
Tomorrow, we reveal the final character… and honestly, this is the one we’ve been most excited about. There’s a reason we saved them for last. 👀

Same time. Same place. You’re going to want to be here for this.

🦜 Welcome to the family, Gabber. We’ve been holding our beaks shut about you for weeks.

The secret is finally out. 

We’ve been hinting that something new is coming to Chatter Splatter. 

Today, the first secret is finally ready to meet you.

Meet Splodge. 💚

She’s wildly creative.
Deeply imaginative.
Endlessly curious.
And just a little bit messy, in the best possible way.

Splodge sees the world the way the best little humans do: as one enormous, magical canvas. Where puddles are dance floors. Where slime is science. Where a splash of paint isn’t a spill, it’s the beginning of a masterpiece.

She’s the friend who makes shy kids brave enough to create.

Who turns “uh oh” moments into “look what I made!” Who reminds us that the messiest hands often belong to the biggest hearts.

But here’s the thing…

She’s the first of three new friends arriving this week.

Three brand-new characters. Three brand-new personalities. Three new ways your little one is about to fall in love with creativity, play and imagination all over again.

Tomorrow, the second secret is revealed.

Same time. Same place. Bigger surprises. 🎨

Don’t miss it.

💚 Welcome to the family, Splodge. We’ve been waiting to introduce you.

We’ve been keeping a pretty big secret over here 👀💜

Something exciting is coming to Chatter Splatter… and reveal week officially starts Monday ✨

New surprises
New faces
And some really fun changes we can’t wait to finally show you 👀

Trust us… you’re going to want to follow along for this one 💜

Looking for a fun weekend job? 👀💜

Chatter Splatter Playgroup is looking for energetic, friendly, and reliable team members to join our playgroup crew ✨

Perfect for someone who:
• Loves kids
• Brings great energy into a room
• Wants a fun first job experience
• Enjoys busy, social environments

🎉 Fun team environment
🎉 Great experience for a first job
🎉 Every weekend feels different

To apply, email your CV to:
[[email protected]]

Subject Line:
Application – (Your Name)

You’re not meant to entertain them all day...

And the truth is… they don’t actually need more from you.

They need a different environment.
New energy.
Other kids to learn from and play with.

That’s when everything shifts.
They engage more.
They play longer.
And you finally get a moment too.

You don’t have to do it all.

Book a visit through the link in our bio or comment “PLAY” below and we’ll send you the details! 💛

It’s not that you’re doing anything wrong...

It’s just a lot to be their source of everything all day.
The ideas, the energy, the entertainment.

At some point, it stops being about doing more…
and starts being about giving them the right space.

If you’ve been feeling this, come in and see it for yourself! Book an Open Play session through the link in our bio or comment "PLAY" down below.