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When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. ~Funny Friday!

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ~Funny Friday!

Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled. ~Funny Friday!

Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island. ~Funny Friday!

Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood. ~Funny Friday!

Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole. ~Funny Friday!

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. ~Funny Friday!

Who ever invented the ?Knock-Knock jokes? should get a No-bell prize ~Funny Friday!

I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big?¨enough or strong enough. I've just handed in my too weak notice. ~Funny Friday!

I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame. ~Funny Friday!

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted. ~Funny Friday!

No, it is not just you.. It is dark early now. Should we put an end to DST?