How many cows ya got?….Liar. Raising cattle and raising hell—one pasture at a time. Like memes, hats and steak? Great.
Hats are on the way and the steaks aren’t ready yet, so be patient.
My friend asked if I’d ever switch to a pellet smoker.
We’re no longer friends.
Me calculating firewood, temperature swings, and sleep deprivation with nine hours left in the smoke.
05/28/2026
Texas Flashbang deployed.
Always keep that brisket dust on standby.
05/28/2026
INTERN RATIONS HAVE BEEN APPROVED.
Compensation package remains competitive.
05/28/2026
BRISKET BASE CAMP IS OPERATIONAL.
16-hour shift.
Coffee’s hot.
Smoke’s rolling.
Morale questionable.
Presented by BullSpit Land & Cattle Co.
05/28/2026
National Brisket Day.
The bark’s set. The smoke’s rolling. Life’s good.
05/27/2026
The night before Brisket Day.
Wood stacked. Fire ready. Sleep optional.
The Brave Little Toaster is finally on Disney+.
And before anybody asks:
Yes, the ORIGINAL one.
Not that “goes to space” sequel nonsense.
05/25/2026
Memorial Day.
Remembering the ones who never made it home.
05/24/2026
Decoration Day.
Still remembered.