03/21/2026
Final standings for this years intramural Open đ„
1st place: The Rebellion (76pts)
2nd place: The Jedi (58pts)
3rd place: The Sith (56pts)
4th place: The Empire (40)
In a galaxy not so far away, the force was strong at this yearâs intramural OpenâŠ
The Rebellion rose up and squad goalsâd the galaxy, proving once and for all that the Force favors those who never skip leg day. They didnât just winâthey thrustered the Empire into submission.
The Rebels fought valiantly, but came up just shortâturns out almost overthrowing tyranny is still only good for second place. Their effort? Absolutely out of this world.
The Sith brought the dark side intensity, but couldnât quite channel enough hate to climb higher than third. Rumor has it their strategy relied too heavily on force-choking the leaderboard.
And the Empire⊠well⊠it seems their wall balls were about as accurate as their aim. Finishing fourth, they proved once again that you can build a Death Star, but you canât outrun burpees.
Until next timeâmay your lifts be heavy and your WODs be with you.