Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders

Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders

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Artie Lange should be the next Colonel Sanders! KFC, please make the fat little bastard known as Artie Lange the new Colonel Sanders!

While Hammond, MacDonald and Gaffigan were lovely Colonels, We the People much prefer a (former) Jack Daniels swilling, pizza eating, dog hating, whore using, (former) cocaine abusing, hairy backed, big bellied blowhard from New Jersey!

05/15/2020
Photos 05/01/2016

Something interesting is going on with Artie Lange today. Wonder what Artie Lange is up to? So many theories!

03/15/2016

Don't forget to drop in on KFC's page, and let them know you want Artie in the next few commercials! They don't have a comment section to post on, but you can scroll down to the Jim Gaffigan commercial - that's the perfect place to comment about our favorite Baby Gorilla! #👆👅👍

KFC There’s good – and there’s finger lickin’ good.

03/15/2016

(video courtesy of on Twitter)

03/15/2016

Geno Bisconte, always interrupting. (video courtesy of on Twitter)

Gilbert Gottfried wants to be the next Colonel Sanders 03/15/2016

Tell The A.V. Club how you really feel about Gilbert being the Colonel! 🍗 http://www.avclub.com/article/gilbert-gottfried-wants-be-next-colonel-sanders-233678?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_campaign=default

Gilbert Gottfried wants to be the next Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken has taken a few big swings with its advertising campaigns over the years: Some worked—the company’s disconcerting 1967 ad featuring Colonel Sanders enduring a lie detector looks like it could’ve been directed by John Frankenheimer—and some didn’t (the less said about KFC’s 198

Photos 03/15/2016

Vote Artie Lange for the next KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken Colonel Sanders!

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