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Serving the Energy Corridor, Memorial, and Westchase area.

05/29/2026

β€’ Friday | May 29 β€’

πŸ‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πš†πšŽπš’πšπš‘πšπš•πš’πšπšπš’πš—πš 𐬺 Clean & Jerk
5 x 2 + 1, Ascending to Heavy

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 For Time
β€” Partition work as desired
100/80 Calorie Machine
80 Kettlebell Swings @ 70/53lbs
400’ Kettlebell Suitcase Carry

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Jefferson Curls
3 x 12

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05/28/2026

β€’ Thursday | May 28 β€’

πŸ€ΈπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ π™Άπš’πš–πš—πšŠπšœπšπš’πšŒπšœ 𐬺 Strict Ring Dips
Get to 30 reps in as little sets as possible
β€” RX+ Get to 50 reps in as little sets as possible

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 For Time
4 rounds:
12 Alternating Dumbbell Clean into Step up @ 50/35 lbs, 20”
21 Wall Balls @ 20/14 lbs

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Romanian Deadlift with Reach
3 x 10/10

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05/26/2026

β€’ Wednesday | May 27 β€’

πŸ‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈ πš†πšŽπš’πšπš‘πšπš•πš’πšπšπš’πš—πš 𐬺 Sn**ch Balance + Overhead Squat
Every 2:00 x 6
1+2

⏱ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 For Time
5 rounds:
60 Double Unders
15/12 Calorie Row / Bike / Ski
10 Burpees

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Adductor Rock Backs
3 x 10/10

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05/25/2026

β€’ Tuesday | May 26 β€’

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’
5 sets:
1:00 Machine of your choice, Easy
4 Sumo Deadlifts @ RPE 6/10, Deadstop
10 Band Face Pulls, slow return

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 15:00 AMRAP
100’ Carry @ Moderate to Heavy
20 Ab Mat Sit-ups
10 Box Jump @ 24/20”, Step Down

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Couch Stretch on Wall or Box
1:00 / Side

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05/25/2026

β€’ Monday | May 25 β€’
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŒπ„πŒπŽπ‘πˆπ€π‹ πƒπ€π˜

β€œMurph”
For time:
1 mile Run
100 Pull-ups
200 Push-ups
300 Squats
1 mile Run

In memory of Navy Lieutenant Michael Murphy, 29, of Patchogue, N.Y., who was killed in Afghanistan June 28th, 2005.

This workout was one of Mike’s favorites and he’d named it β€œBody Armor”. From here on it will be referred to as β€œMurph” in honor of the focused warrior and great American who wanted nothing more in life than to serve this great country and the beautiful people who make it what it is.

Partition the pull-ups, push-ups, and squats as needed. Start and finish with a mile run. If you’ve got a twenty pound vest or body armor, wear it.

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05/22/2026

β€’ Friday | May 22 β€’

🚲 π™²πš˜πš—πšπš’πšπš’πš˜πš—πš’πš—πš 𐬺 Every 2:30 x 4
500/400m Row or Ski
or
1,000/800 Bike

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 β€œHELEN”
3 rounds for time:
400 meter Run
21 Kettlebell Swings (1.5/1 pood)
12 Pull-Ups

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Adductor Rock Backs
2 x 10/10

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05/21/2026

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ—“οΈ ⏰
See y’all at the box πŸ’ͺ🏼

05/21/2026

β€’ Thursday | May 21 β€’

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 20:00 AMRAP
1: 0:40 Dumbbell Sn**ch @ 50/35 lbs
2: 0:40 Double Unders
3: 0:40 Plate Overhead Sit-ups @ 35/25 lbs
4: 0:40 Fan Bike

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’
𝙰) 3 sets:
10/10 Dumbbell Bent Over Row
5/5 Split Position RDL

𝙱) Prone Overhead Press
2 x 8

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05/20/2026

β€’ Wednesday | May 20 β€’

πŸ‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πš†πšŽπš’πšπš‘πšπš•πš’πšπšπš’πš—πš 𐬺 Back Squat
25:00 to Find 1 Rep Max

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 For Time
10 rounds:
7 Wall Balls @ 20/14 lbs
7 Burpees to Plate

➯ 𝚁𝚑+ 10 Reps

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’ 𐬺 Quadruped Unilateral Hip Extension
3 x 10/10
β€” Rest 1:00

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05/19/2026

β€’ Tuesday | May 19 β€’

⏱️ π™ΌπšŽπšπ™²πš˜πš— 𐬺 For Time
6 rounds:
12 Toes to Bar
6 Hang Power Sn**ch @ 115/75 or 50%
200m Run, RPE 6/10

β€” Rest 1:00 Between Rounds

😎 π™°πšŒπšŒπšŽπšœπšœπš˜πš›πš’
𝙰) 4 sets:
10 Weighted Glute Bridge
10 Box Jumps, Step Down
β€” Rest 1:30

𝙱) Banded Lateral Toe Taps
3 x 10/10

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