08/19/2026
🚨 SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW QUEST! 🚨
CanAm 2026
THIS IS A GROUP QUEST FOR THE LIKE MAGIC PARTY.
The System AI has detected an alarming amount of fast dogs converging on Indianapolis, of all places. Your team’s quest is to join hundreds of equally obsessed crawlers at the nation’s largest tournament of overcomplicated fetch. These guys are willingly using their PTO to screech their dogs’ names at a deafening volume while flailing up and down some matted lanes. Are you all crazy or what?
OBJECTIVE? Run very fast. Grab your balls. DON’T SPIT. Daddy doesn't like spitters. And don’t forget to pay the Tug Tax. Over and over again.
Reward?
A Platinum “Mystery Bruise” Box
+4 to your Tugging Skill
+2 to your Dog Lover Skill
-3 to your Hearing Skill
8% chance to inflict the “Plantar Fasciitis” debuff