Kansas City Hash House Harriers

10/23/2026

24 October Chiefs Adventure with Franken
Get ready for a Chief's Adventure! Cum as your favorite Chief or in your Red and Yellow and a thirst for b**r!
Meet up 2 p.m.
Pack away 2:30 p.m.
Location: Rock Island Trail Stadium Parking
22 Royal Way Kansas City, MO
South end of parking lot L
https://maps.app.goo.gl/H546VB83w2RhqGce8
TURDs: yes
Shiggy: yes
Trees: yes
Water: yes
Adventure: yes
On After: Gnarly Hussle (6317 Raytown Rd, Raytown, MO)

★★★★★ · Parking lot

10/15/2026

17 October Year of the Chihuahua Trail
Celebrate the Year of the Chihuahua
Somewhere between 2 and 3 miles
Meet up at 2:00
Pack away at 2:30
Hash cash: $5
Parking lot at W 3rd St and Elm St. behind Third Space Coffee 226 Oak St, Bonner Springs, KS 66012

10/02/2026

10 October 2026 Godzilla Trail
LOOOOOK Its GODZILLAAAAAAA! Come brave a monster of a trail with me as we take down and around and up trees and s**t! Cum in a Monster Universe attire (Godzilla, Kong, Mothra...)

Meetup: 2:00pm
Pack away: 2:30pm
Location: Sunnnyside Park 8351 Summit St, West Waldo, MO
Hash cash: $5, money for a bar stop.
Hare: Cum Sail a Gay

10/02/2026

3 October Fall in the Bottoms Trail
Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: The Ship 1221 Union Ave, Kansas City, MO 64101
Hare: Two Tanks
Expect possible bar stops - otherwise, TURD friendly

09/26/2026

26 September 2026 MOOist Trail
Meet up: 2pm
Location: Lew's in Waldo 7539 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114 https://lewsgrillandbar.com/
Hash Cash: 5 Dolla dolla bills
Expect a bar stop and b**r on trail!

LEW’S GRILL AND BAR – HOME OF DAS BOOT® DINE-IN, PICKUP & DELIVERY...

09/18/2026

19 September 2026 COP's Birthday Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Children of the P**n
Location: Parking Lot of IBEW #53 1100 Admiral Boulevard Kansas City, MO 64106

The wrap-up of COP's birthday week. There'll be cake, drinking, shenanigans and drink stops.

Google says 2 miles out to the turn-around point. May encounter local wildlife. Urban Shiggy, TURD friendly.

09/08/2026

12 September 2026 Doughnut Trail
Join Banger's for a short a.m. donut stroll, Buy Your Own donut.
Meet Up 10:00.
Pack Away 10:30.
Hash Cash $5
Location LaMar's Donuts and Coffee 9926 Holmes Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131
Distance:1-2 miles for Turkeys and 3-4 miles for Eagles.
Shiggy: 1-2.

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08/20/2026

22 August 2026 Wandering Through Waldo Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS
Location: Lew’s Grill and Bar 7539 Wornall, KCMO

08/11/2026

15 August 2026 Run for the Roses Buffalo Stampede - Trail in Leavenworth
Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
Location: 319 S Esplanade St, Leavenworth, KS 66048
Children of the P**n returns to Haring.
Just a trip around Downtown Leavenworth.
A chance to ride a horse.
Run with a herd of buffalo.
Experience some time behind bars.

07/31/2026

1 August - Ditcher's Annual B**R MILE!
It’s that time of year again. What time is it you may ask? If you guessed Team Drink you’d be right. If you guessed doing 4 Team Drinks you’d be right as well. If you guessed B**r Mile. BINGO!

Meetup: 1:30 p.m. for Pre-Lube and Stretching
Start of Heats: 2 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5 and/or bring your own 4 B**rs to do the b**r mile (or mimosas or wh**ky, vodka, l***r, c***r, or ...)
Location: Northeast side of Kritser Park 11707 E 75th Raytown, MO 64133
On-after: Hot Dogs at the House