10/14/2026
PSA ANNOUNCEMENT: You can skip… but don’t. We’re already tracking the towels. You’re next. 🕵️♀️🚨😂
Our towels have been starting new lives in your cars, gym bags and linen closets. Some apparently have families now.
Time to bring them home. No questions asked. No burpees issued.
Check your stash and return our little escape artists next class. Your membership includes towel use… custody is still ours. 🧺
Coming soon: we’re expanding the F45 Towel Recovery Unit to include a Skipping Class Recovery Unit. 👀
First the towels. Then the missing members. Bring yourself AND the towel back! 💙❤️