Lesker for President

Lesker for President I won't tell you what you want to hear. I'm going to let YOU tell ME what you want to hear.
-political satire at its worst- Well. I really don't know.

Since it was started by my dear and closest friend Scott Schaefer way back in 2009, this is the first time I've ever seen it. I might as well go with the flow and enjoy this 5 minutes of fame and whatever it might bring. If you help elect me to whatever Presidential position I'm running for, then you too have a chance to ride these coattails to fame and fortune!

I can't compete for her vote. She's chosen a solid candidate.
06/18/2026

I can't compete for her vote.
She's chosen a solid candidate.

First it's the gas prices.Then it's housing prices. Now, it's costing even more to put nuts in my mouth! President Trump...
06/17/2026

First it's the gas prices.
Then it's housing prices.
Now, it's costing even more to put nuts in my mouth!

President Trumpy Trump, the orange man behind the Klan curtain, promised to bring the price of nuts down so that all Americans could afford to put them in their mouths!
Has he done that?
Nope!

He just keeps selling us gold plated phones and supporting his transgender agenda for every son in America, and it's not right!

This is why, in my campaign, I will NOT make promises that I can't keep!
I can't promise that either.
I will try, though.
That's all that matters.

Thanks for listening.
I love you.

Sincerely,

Jack Mehoff

I'm eager to get up and running for my new campaign!I've been talking with my campaign manger, Hollie Schitz for the las...
05/27/2026

I'm eager to get up and running for my new campaign!
I've been talking with my campaign manger, Hollie Schitz for the last few months, going over strategies and goals that we wanted to achieve before finalizing my second campaign run.

That's when it hit me.

Why aren't I talking to you? To the people?!
I'm fed up with how our government has been running our great country, and so should you!

What changes do you want?
What changes do you need the most?
What would make this American dream feel more achievable?

Is there anything that I can really do about any of it if I'm elected?
Not a fu***ng chance in hell, but at least I'm honest about that fact. ... unlike most of these fleabag politicians in our current administration!

Until then, spread some mayo on your favorite chocolate chip cookies and wait, cause we're comin back, baby!

12/22/2025

Politics are for the people who actually care.
I do care, just not about Politics.

My least favorite governor? Prickster is doing a great job with Illinois.

My favorite F word? Freedom.

My campaign promises for 2028? Promises are stupid and always broken at the last minute.

02/04/2025

My least favorite T-Word: "Tariff"

What in Donkey Kong is going on with our country!?

So I've been thinking a lot about my next run for President.I've been driving around Wisconsin a lot lately (cause I hap...
10/24/2022

So I've been thinking a lot about my next run for President.
I've been driving around Wisconsin a lot lately (cause I happen to live here) and these rickety old plywood signs keep popping up in various locations. They're spray painted "So I've been thinking a lot about my next run for President.
I've been driving around Wisconsin a lot lately (cause I happen to live here) and these rickety old plywood signs keep popping up in various locations. They're all spray painted with "Barmanusa.com"
Then while driving through town, I notice an old beat up suburban with the same thing painted on the sides.
Now I had to check this out.

I'd like to personally endorse Charles Barman for Wisconsin Congress- District 1

This is the beauty of our great fu***ng country!
Anybody that wants to, can run for political office.
With the exception of felons. That's usually frowned upon here.

Charles Barman is a no nonsense kinda guy.
He tells you like he sees it and doesn't just say what you want to hear.
Don't let the long beard and farm country roots fool ya. This guy is the real deal.

Let's send him to Washington and start making some changes!

*This political advertisement paid for by Lesker for President* All one of us. 😎

02/28/2020

If I'm elected President, I will lift all current government restrictions on toasters.
Toasters don't kill people.
When was the last time you saw a toaster plug itself in and purposely fall into a bathtub?
That's right. Never!

Toaster control by our Government has gotten out of hand in this last decade.
It's time to give the toasters back to the people!

If I'm elected President... I will guarentee free pickles for everyone!

Thank you for your support. (I'm gonna need it)

11/27/2019

Free ham and eggs for every American!

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