Langhorne United Soccer

🎭 LANGHORNE UNITED PARENTS NIGHT OUT! 🍻😂

🎟️ Tickets are ONLY $30 per person!
The $30 ticket is for the COMEDY SHOW ONLY.

📅 Friday, September 25
⏰ 7:00 PM
📍 Comedy Cabaret at the Historic Temperance House
5 South State Street, Newtown, PA 18940

Leave the kids at home and come enjoy a night of comedy, drinks, and laughs with your fellow Langhorne United parents and friends! 🍻😂⚽

🍽️ Want dinner before the show?
Food is not served in the comedy room, but you can make a dinner reservation at the Temperance House before the show. Call 215-944-8050 and let them know you’re attending the Comedy Show.

⏰ Please arrive 35–40 minutes before showtime for seating.

🎟️ SPACE IS LIMITED — 100 PEOPLE!

👉 GET YOUR $30 TICKETS HERE:
https://us.patronbase.com/_ComedyCabaret/Productions/F282/Performances

Come out, have some laughs, and enjoy a well-deserved Parents Night Out! 🍻😂

$30. No kids. No coaching. Just laughs. 😆

Get ready for the fall season and show your Langhorne United pride with our official club apparel! ⚽️❤️💙

👕 Shirts
🧥 Sweatshirts
🧢 Gear for players, parents & fans
…and more!

🛒 Place your order today!
👉 https://go.fieldsprintwear.com/langhorneunited/shop/home

⏰ SALES END SEPTEMBER 13, 2026!

Don’t wait until it’s too late — get your Langhorne United gear and REP THE CLUB! ⚽️

🗽🏆🏅 LANGHORNE LIBERTY U12 GIRLS DO IT AGAIN! 🏅🏆🗽

What a weekend for the girls! 🔥⚽️

The Langhorne Liberty U12 Girls went a perfect 3-0 at the VE Summer Splash Tournament, winning all three of their games! 💪

Another tournament, another impressive performance from this group. The girls continue to compete, battle, and show what Langhorne United is all about! ❤️💙

Proud of this team! 🗽

⚽️ Fall 2026 Intramural Program ⚽️

This weekend is the last weekend to register for Fall 2026 Intramural soccer. This is great for kids ages 2-18.

Registration closes Sunday, August 16th at Midnight.

Click here for Intramural Registration: https://go.teamsnap.com/forms/523807

❤️💙 A HUGE THANK YOU TO MAGERKS LANGHORNE! 💙❤️

Langhorne United Soccer Club is excited to welcome Magerks Langhorne as our newest sponsor of our club!

We truly appreciate their support of our players and teams. Partnerships like this help us continue to provide great opportunities and experiences for our players both on and off the field.

⚽️ We’re proud to partner with a local business that supports our community and our kids!

Please join us in thanking Magerks Langhorne for their generous support of Langhorne United Soccer Club!

Thank you, Magerks! We’re excited to have you on the team! 🙌⚽️

⚽Langhorne United Exclusive Shopping Event at DICK’S Sporting Goods! ⚽

🍂 Fall soccer starts here! Use your 20% OFF Dick’s Sporting Goods coupon to stock up on soccer gear, back-to-school essentials, and everything you need for the season ahead!

🗓 August 14 – August 17, 2026
📍 DICK’S Sporting Goods – Oxford Valley, PA

This is the perfect time to save before the season kicks into high gear! Be sure to bring the coupon (barcode included). Some exclusions apply.

Let’s get ready for a great season! 💪

🌱⚽ The countdown to Opening Day is on! ⚽🌱

Our fields are looking great, and we’re putting the finishing touches on everything to get ready for another amazing fall season. We can’t wait to see all of our players back on the pitch, families on the sidelines, and our Langhorne United community together again!

👉Don’t forget!! Registration for our Fall 2026 Intramural Program closes soon!! Click here to register: https://go.teamsnap.com/forms/523807

⚽️ Fall 2026 Intramural Program ⚽️

Secure your spot in our popular community program. Registration is first-come, first-served, and divisions fill up quickly, so grab your spot before registration closes!!

Click here for Intramural Registration: https://go.teamsnap.com/forms/523807

Elevate your soccer game this August with Langhorne United’s Summer Technical Academy led by former MLS professional Alex DeJohn!

Drawing from a 10-year pro career with teams like Atlanta United FC, Orlando City SC, and top European clubs, Coach DeJohn offers small group training sessions designed to boost ball mastery, tactical decision-making, and game intelligence.

Held on Tuesdays and Thursdays throughout August at Community Park, Langhorne, these 1-hour sessions cater to all skill levels with dedicated age groups for birth years 2019–2016 (6:00 PM) and 2015–2010 (7:00 PM).

Secure your spot for $50 per session or sign up for the full 8-session package for $325 ($400 at checkout, with a $75 club reimbursement).

Space is strictly limited.

To register click here: https://go.teamsnap.com/forms/528074