GolfmomLinz

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🚨 PAR-GATE 🚨

In light of OreoGate, I felt it was finally time to address something that’s been weighing heavily on me…

My friends keep making pars in front of me. 😔

I’ve clearly communicated that I’m currently a bogey household, yet they CONTINUE to bring pars to the golf course. ⛳️

At this point it feels intentional.

Please respect my boundaries during this difficult time. 🙏🏼😂

No golf besties were harmed during the making of this fictional text thread 😂

I teamed up with Lombardi Golf to give one lucky golfer a Lombardi Umbria Putter. Because your three-putts deserve to at least look expensive. 😂⛳️

HOW TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE this post
👑 FOLLOW Lombardi Golf
⛳️ FOLLOW Lindsey K
📲 SHARE this post to your golf crew

⏰ DEADLINE: September 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM PT
🇺🇸 Open to U.S. residents only.

Winner will be selected after entries close and contacted directly by Lindsey K and/or Lombardi Golf. Please beware of fake accounts — we will never ask for payment or credit card information to claim your prize.

This giveaway is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Instagram.

GOOD LUCK, LEGENDS. 👑⛳️

There is room for the scratch golfer, the beginner, the golf mom, the fashion girl, the instructor, the comedian AND the girl who’s here for the cart snacks. 😂

So let’s act like a community.

👇 WOMEN OF GOLF: DROP YOUR @ IN THE COMMENTS.

Then find TWO women in the comments you don’t already follow:
❤️ Follow them
❤️ Hype their content
❤️ Share their stuff
❤️ Collab with them
❤️ Put another woman’s name in the room

Women’s golf doesn’t need gatekeepers.

It needs a bigger table. And we’re building it. 🔥⛳️

Effective immediately, women operating a Callaway Golf driver must report to the first tee wearing:

⛑️ OSHA-approved helmet
🥽 Protective eyewear
🫧 Minimum 3 layers of industrial bubble wrap
🦵 Knee + elbow protection
🩹 Mandatory first-aid kit
🚑 Emergency personnel on standby
⚠️ And absolutely NO touching the men’s equipment without proper PPE.

Thank you to Good Good and Good Good.girls for bringing this critical workplace hazard to our attention.

Also - this is satire- obviously….

Introducing my custom Trash Panda 🗑️🦝 golf balls because apparently putting a raccoon in a golf skirt on a golf ball is exactly the kind of financial decision I’m making these days.

Vice Golf is offering FREE golf ball customization now through August 31 — so this is your sign to make something completely unhinged.

And because we support bad golf AND questionable spending decisions around here…

💸 Use code GOLFMOM for a discount!

Now please excuse me. I have a tee time behind the dumpster. 🗑️🏌️‍♀️