AM & PM Equine

🚨 ATTENTION, HORSE MARKET: 🚨

We have reviewed your ISO posts.

You want: 16h+, young, pretty, fancy mover, good brain, natural jump, amateur-friendly, show experience, RRP eligible, unlimited potential AND affordable.

AND YET MAJESTIC SONG IS STILL IN OUR BARN.

HELLO???????

“Lyric” is a 2022, 16.2h Thoroughbred mare.

She’s big-bodied. Gorgeous. She can MOVE. She has a natural jump, a great brain, and is sweet, easy on the ground, an easy keeper, and straightforward to ride.

She’s already restarted.
She’s been off property.
She’s been to a show.
She’s RRP eligible.

She is FOUR.

We genuinely don’t know what else you want.

Cup holders? Bluetooth? Heated seats?

Because somehow people are paying nearly the same money for horses directly off the track and taking them home to figure out whether they can steer, jump, leave the property, or stand at a mounting block without filing a formal complaint.

LYRIC HAS ALREADY DONE THE TUTORIAL.

And no, there isn’t a horrifying secret.

The horrifying secret is THE HORSE MARKET.

We have horses coming in, so we are ready to move her which means she is currently priced BELOW what we believe her actual value is.

Event her. Hunter her. Dressage. RRP. Make her your fancy all-around horse. Buy an irresponsible amount of matching tack. Give her an Instagram career.

THE OPTIONS ARE THERE.

So when you post:

“ISO 🦄✨
16h+
Young
Fancy
Good mover
Jumping
Sane
Sweet
Amateur-friendly
Already restarted
Budget-friendly”

…we would like to introduce you to LYRIC.

SHE EXISTS.

Please come get her before she eats any more of our hay. 😂

Majestic Song “Lyric”
2022 Thoroughbred Mare | 16.2h | RRP Eligible
📍 Kentucky

Priced to MOVE because apparently subtle marketing has failed and we are now yelling.

SOLD

If your dream horse looks like he was dipped in melted butterscotch and also checks the “cute jumper” and “ammy friendly” boxes… we’ve got good news.

Meet Chex. 🍯✨

15.1hh | Gelding | 8 years old | Lexington, KY

More photos, videos, and info coming soon. 👀

SOLD | 🩶 ACCOUTREMENT 🩶

2024 Grey Filly | OTTB | 15.2hh & Growing

Meet Accoutrement.

If you don’t know what an accoutrement is, it’s something that completes the package. Conveniently, that’s exactly what this filly is.

This gorgeous grey girl is retiring from racing after deciding that while she enjoys the accommodations, the actual racing part was a bit overrated. Why run fast when you can look pretty and conserve energy for your second career?

Accoutrement approached racing much like some people approach cardio: she showed up, participated, and felt that was enough.

In true fashion, Accoutrement comes with all the accoutrements:
✔️ Good looks
✔️ Good mind
✔️ Good manners
✔️ Sound with no known previous injuries

The only thing missing is her person.

Yes, she’s only two. The good news? She’s already checked “racehorse” off her resume and decided she’d like to pursue other opportunities.

To be clear, Accoutrement is retiring directly from the track and has not been restarted. She is track-broke only and is being offered as a blank canvas for someone to bring along in the discipline of their choice.

She’s been handled, hauled, exposed to plenty, and has all the life experience that comes with being a young Thoroughbred, without much of the wear and tear. Now she’s ready to start the next chapter.

💰 Asking low 4’s
📍 Lexington, KY
✔️ Available to the best home only ⭐️

Accoutrement may not have wanted to be a racehorse, but she’s pretty convinced she’d be excellent at being your horse.

SOLD
🚨🚀 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A UNICORN 🚀🚨

Infinite Light “Buzz”. Yes, like Buzz Lightyear… here to take your amateur career to infinity and beyond (not to the ER 😌)

3 y/o grey gelding by Tapit who somehow missed the memo about OTTBs being dramatic. Buzz chose:
✨ peace
✨ emotional stability
✨ being everyone’s favorite

The kind you get on and go, “oh thank GOD.”

✔️ no nonsense
✔️ no overthinking
✔️ just a good brain (rare, we checked)

A few rides off the track and already giving “pack your tack and go show” energy… BUT let’s be real, he’s 3 and still green, figuring out balance and his body as he develops under tack. He’s got the mind, now he’s learning the strength, coordination, and consistency to match it.

Point him at a jump? He’ll try. Miss your distance? He’ll forgive you.
He’s still building the balance to do it all smoothly, but the brain is already saying “yes ma’am.”

Cute, careful jump + naturally easy way of going + young horse learning his job = ammy dream in the making.

🦄 quiet
🦄 kind
🦄 not plotting against you
🦄 still a baby figuring it out

📍 Lexington, KY
PM for videos before someone else gets him 👀

🚀 To infinity… and into your show barn

Alana’s Light shipped out this morning to her new home in Minnesota ❄️

Can’t wait to see her grow with her new owner ✨