07/06/2026
🎆🚫 OKAY LIBERTY... IT'S JULY 5TH. WE NEED TO TALK. 🚫🎆
As the great philosopher Joe Dirt once reminded us, fireworks come in all shapes and sizes and not just "snakes and sparklers."
But regardless of whether you're lighting off whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, ho**ey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser or the mysterious one you've been saving since 2019...
It's time to put them away.
Fireworks are only permitted to be discharged within Liberty on July 3rd and July 4th from 4:00 PM until 10:00 PM.
That means:
❌ No "one last box."
❌ No "I found these in the garage."
❌ No "they're already lit."
❌ No "my cousin drove all the way from out of town."
❌ No "the dog wanted to see them."
The Fourth of July has come and gone. Your neighbors, pets, veterans, and first responders would all appreciate a little peace and quiet.
So gather up the leftovers, clean up the debris, hydrate, take a nap, and start planning for next year.
Thanks for helping us keep Liberty safe and being good neighbors.
The show is over. The grand finale was yesterday. 🎇🚔🇺🇸
