Johnny Frake

I hereby declare vawulence 😁

Still searching for Salah's penalty 😭

The Ballon d'Or nominees?

𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗢 𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗗𝗢: "This is fake award." 🥶🔥

Spanish model Claudia Calvo revealed that she was invited to Lamine Yamal’s 18th birthday party: “They offered us between 10,000 and 20,000 euros, but I don’t know what they expected from us. They were looking for blondes with a certain breast size.” 👄🇪🇸

Bryan Mbeumo after facing Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea in his first five PL games at Man United 😹

You are owing Messi £100m
You are owing Pique £35m
You are owing Alba £42m
You are owing Busquets £18m
You are owing De Jong £57m

Yet to pay Man City the transfer fee of Ferran Torres
Yet to complete Antoine Griezmann transfer fee from Atletico Madrid
Yet to complete Lewandowski transfer fee from Bayern Munich
Yet to complete Coutinho transfer fee from Liverpool
Yet to pay Leipzig for Dani Olmo transfer fee

But Nico Williams is who you want to sign, when you know you still owe over £1b despite selling your TV rights and hiring people your stadium to come and do weddings

That can never be my club, never 😭😭

Only a m@dman will reject Barcelona.

Nico Williams 👇👇👇

Nuno Mendes vs Salah & Lamine Yamal:
• 215 minutes
• 0 times dribbled past

Nuno Mendes vs 38-year-old Messi:
• 65 minutes
• Dribbled past Twice 🐐🔥

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🆚 PSG:

👟 89% pass accuracy
🔑 1 key pass
😳 1 big chance created
🥅 2 shots on target
😮‍💨 2/2 successful dribbles (100%)
⚔️ 100% tackles won
👌🏽 3 recoveries

A one-man show! 🥱