10/11/2026
I know, I know, there’s a sh*t ton of Harvest Activities and Fall Festivals and Boos at the Zoo and Pumpkin Patches galore right now. But you don’t have to smell farm animals at this activity. And you don’t have to carry pumpkins. And costumes are optional, but not required. And there’s some cool music. And it won’t be very crowded. And you might learn something new. And you don’t have to clean corn kernels out of your kids’ hair after this. And you get complete control of their snacking, because we won’t have any candy. And you won’t have to wait in line for pictures. And no one will miss their bedtime.
And I’ll be there, with Nora and Fiona!
So I do hope you’ll come visit us and see the lovely kinds of community we can make in the city, even though I know the country is beautiful and petting goats is like, the best. It’s no hayride, but I promise it will be good fun.