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Charles Colton
XCF NBW
After the events of this past weekend, from nearly being strangled to death by Michael Joseph Zodiak, and only being a hair away from being decapitated by Satu Jinn(which by the way, I’m pretty sure that sword thing is illegal in 37 states) I think I need a vacation.
But it was all worth it to see Charles Colton take his long overdue place as the XCF NBW Heavyweight Champion!
I could not be more proud. Charles Colton continues to shatter ceilings and make it clear why is he the greatest light heavyweight to ever come from the bluegrass state.
Last night at XCF NBW Winter Kombat, a Statement was made.
07/12/2025
Proud does not even begin to cover it…
Local wrestler lives dream in front of hometown crowd As long as he can remember, Charles Worthington of Radcliff has always been a fan of professional wrestling.
07/04/2025
👑👑👑MATCH ALERT👑👑👑
SINGLES MATCH
Kevo Thrives vs. Trace Evans
at TCW BICENTENNIAL BRAWL AT THE 2025 LAKEFEST 200 YEAR BICENTENNIAL CELEBRATION, Friday, July 4, 2025.
As a lawyer, I’m really good at getting guys off
If you want to internationally trade my clients for other talent, have the decency to at least talk to me first.
Seriously tho, I take Venmo Cash app, cold hard cash whatever…
04/16/2025
From a legal standpoint, we are only selling these to people to use for those glass, Mexican Coke bottles.
Next time you crack open a cold one, crack it open with Charles Colton.
Celebrating watching the Champ Champ Champ retain his titles? Distraught because Charles Colton beat your favorite wrestler?
Well, let me ease the process with these all new Colton vs All Y’all bottle openers.
Available in five fun colors! Collect them all!
Clumsy and lose things? Never fear! These metal bottle openers come equipped with a key ring so you’ll never lose it! Unless you lose your keys. Or your license because a bottle opener next to car keys…well….
My legal representative Albert K. Hall would like me to remind you that Charles Colton, Trace Evans, Creekwater Syndicate, and any and all affiliated persons and organizations do not encourage nor condone operating a motor vehicle under the influence, or consuming alcoholic beverages before the age of 21.
These bottle openers should only be used for one of those glass bottles of Coke mammy used to get for a nickel at the general store.
Just buy the bottle openers.
$2.
At the gimmick table.
03/29/2025
This man….The Champ Champ Champ, is a saint.
When I saw the Triple Crown Wrestling Tag Team Championships being held hostage by a single man, I rescued them.
When i saw the Triple Crown Wrestling Television Championship being held by a man who isn’t a star the caliber of myself, I rescued it.
When I saw the Ultimate Championship Wrestling Southern States Championship “won” because of the actions of a biased, crooked Special referee, I rescued it.
These championships deserve respect. And much like myself, they weren’t getting it until
I stepped up and did something about it.
I’m not just the Champ Champ, Champ. I’m not just the Best Light Heavyweight in the State. I’m a redeemer, a rescuer, and a champion YOU can respect.