Quick & Dirty Softball

Well warriors, the time to shine on the ball field and karaoke stage is close. Opening day doubleheader is on our docket for tomorrow eve if the rain gods cooperate. Spring 2017. Yeah baby!!!! My 34th year as a ninja. 33 as coach. 🙃. Thus with my vast experience and intimate knowledge of ninjas, I'm sure we'll be ready. 😂. Show up a little early. Bring your ibuprofen and mouthguard. And tape. And ice packs. Ankle, knee braces and blood clotting stuff. 😂. If you haven't paid bring your geedas. Plus extra for the celebrations post game. 😝. Oil your mitt. Abstain from nothing. 😂. I want us unstressed for our debut. 😇Batting averages start up again. 😱. Hasta la vista baby.

Roster sign in at the wok. 8 pm. 😂

Missed it by a smidgen. But what a season. Second place and the playoffs were a battle!!!!! Next year baby!!!!!!

We b needing a ninja babe for tomorrow's game. So far we've only got shanta, Katie, and Stephanie.

CUBS win!!! Could be us on Friday night. Prepare warriors!!!!!

Fall league stats...

Ladies...
Katie...667
Shanta...650
Penny...571
Stephanie...526
Emma...417

Guys...
Coach Bob...812
Chad...800
Austin...714
Greg...684
Adonis...643
Rob...579

Yahoo!!! Last regular-season softball game is tonight at 6:15. Be there or be left in the dust. If you can't make it or are running late be sure and let us know. See you at the field and hopefully in the bar! Asta la vista....

I hate rainouts!!!! Plan for next friday

Yahoo!!!! 6:15 game tonight. 😂. We be needing players. Show up regulators. Asta la vista.,,,,

Show up folks. It's gonna be close. We need players.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Early game. Sunny. Ready. 😂.

So far we have 3 guys.