10/20/2026
Immediately after this:
👁️ He escaped the ball
🤺I had to jump a fence TWICE to get him back, that was way easier at 9 than 39
💨 He skedaddled, then plopped *right into a patch of dog dookie*
🥧 Somehow he majestically got none on him, but I fully stepped in that pie
So yeah, I both recommend and don't recommend providing for your children in this way, good luck!