03/06/2022
This week’s Arnold Palmer Invitational brings back memories. Here’s a post I wrote on Pro-Am day back on Wednesday, March 22, 2009. Enjoy. 😊
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THE KING AND I
The Arnold Palmer Invitational always makes for an exciting week in Orlando. I worked all afternoon Monday with a budding mini-tour player at Orange County National, a huge golf complex in nearby Winter Garden, then spent most of the day yesterday at Bay Hill with Brian Gay. As usual, neither needed much help, just a minor tweak here and there in an already great motion.
Wednesday is pro-am day, and late this beautiful morning I was once again on the practice tee at Bay Hill, waiting for Brian and the warmup before his 12:50 start. There was a good crowd in the public grandstands, which extend left-to-right approximately two-thirds the length of the tee. Given that configuration, anyone who practices on the far right side does so in virtual anonymity.
As I scanned the tee, I saw only one golfer down at the end, and he had just arrived, entering through the far gate. I squinted in the bright sun and could make out his fire-hydrant build and bucket hat. A number of credentialed folk were assembling immediately behind. The silhouette was familiar. Could it be? I made my way down the line, past the grandstands, and soon found myself directly behind the tournament host and heralded pro-am participant, one Arnold Daniel Palmer.
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Two Japanese photographers had already set up camp about twenty feet away, off the tee in the first-cut. His caddy stood opposite him, steadying the bag upright. Taking full advantage of my Tour credential, I nestled in just behind the caddy.
Arnie was loose and in good spirits. As he bantered with the group and took a few practice swings, my mind flashed back some forty-five years to the first time I'd seen him. I was a teenager then, on the grounds at Augusta National. He was in his prime, already a two-time Masters champion, and the most popular golfer since the immortal Bobby Jones.
At age 79, he still exudes charisma and the aura of command. Addressing the ball, his outsized hands assume their perfect grip on the club. His leathered arms are in textbook alignment. The will and intent to smash the ball is there. But alas, time has taken its toll. With a short iron, he hit his first two shots fat, each ball traveling barely twenty yards. After the first, he grunted an embarrassed chuckle. After the second, his brow furrowed, and, looking down, he muttered to no one in particular, "I have no business being here."
Breaking a painful silence, his caddy reminded him: "Five thousand more tickets were sold for charity because you're here." Arnie smiled, nodded, and tried again. Clean contact, but still woefully short. He had chosen the far end of the range—out of the public view—on purpose.
Meanwhile, more of the practice tee entourage had assembled to glimpse The King. As I watched him labor, I couldn't help but think that this might very well be his last appearance as a player at a PGA Tour event. Sure, there would be more ceremonial drives to launch The Masters, but as a golfer putting pencil to scorecard, this could be the end.
A few mid-iron shots. A three wood. Then, he asked his caddy: "What time is it?" Inexplicably, the caddy had no watch. (He was a non-pro, a friend of the family in on a fun day-gig, but still . . ..) "What time is it?" the Great Man asked again, only this time much louder, more insistently, and while leveling his steely gaze on *me*.
I looked hard at my watch, cursed the fact that I didn't have my reading glasses, squinted, and replied, "12:12." For a terrifying instant, I wondered if I had read it right. The champagne dial was tough to read. And this was Eastern Standard Time, right? Had I adjusted for Daylight Savings yet? Did I need to? Where was I? Had I just given Arnold Damn Palmer the correct time, or had I not?
Mercifully, he accepted my time, nodded a silent thank-you and turned to his caddy: "We better get going. Give me the driver." The caddy pulled the club, and Arnie said, "First time this one's ever been hit." With that he gave the ball a cracking smack, sending it sailing some 220 yards down the range. "There," he said. "That's better!"
He handed the driver to his caddy and stripped off his glove. On that signal, two guys behind me in the gallery went on the march. The leader brushed me aside, whispering loudly to his buddy, "Let's go!" Within seconds he was standing beside Arnold and posing. His accomplice snapped their photo with his cell phone.
The King just smiled, first at their clumsy assault, and then for the camera. That done, he granted their request for an autograph. No fuss. No muss. Just another day at the office.
As he walked the next twenty feet to the practice tee exit, four more hopefuls asked for an autograph. He slowed, but didn't stop, and rendered to each a perfect *Arnold Palmer* signature, certainly the most legible and arguably among the most numerous of all celebrity autographs. I looked close: There was no shakiness in the signature; it was a strong, clean hand. And then, like the Pied Piper of Hamelin with all the children in tow, he made his way toward the putting green.
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Meanwhile, Brian had arrived and was half-way through his warm-up. As usual, he was striking the ball beautifully. "What's your dominant swing thought?" I asked. "Take my right shoulder straight back," he said. "Great," I said, "Like yesterday. It's a sound move." Soon, it was time for him to go.
I'll follow Brian in the first round tomorrow, but decided to skip today's pro-am. Instead, I spent an hour with the guys in the Mizuno van—all the equipment trucks pull out Wednesday afternoon—grabbed some lunch at Caddie Central, then headed out to Orange County National for a practice session of my own. Only a few precious years separate my 62-year-old self from Arnie's 79-year-old self, and I'm damned if I'm going to go gently into that good night.
At OCN, I got the guys to load a large teaching basket of balls into a cart, and, checking the direction of the late-afternoon breeze, headed to the opposite side of the circular range. There I took dead aim at first one yellow flag and then another, sending ball-after-ball screaming into the wind. I quit only because it got too dark to see.
And, by God, I hit it good. Not every time, mind you, but most of the time. For sure good enough to prove that there's still something left before the inevitable decline.
"There, that's better," Arnie had said.
Indeed. 😎