Jurassic Karts

Only Jurassic Karts in La Plaza Mall

TRex says
"I'm going to stomp, I'm going to shake, and I'm going to make your dino hut quake!"

Come to Jurassic Karts in Mercedes and try to make your own Dino Hut 🦖

🚨 OFFICIAL WARNING FROM
🏁🦖Jurassic Karts 🦕🏁🚨
We tried to keep this under control. We really did.
But it’s gotten…out of hand. Side effects of attending Jurassic Karts may include:
• Uncontrollable laughter in public
• Spending money like winning an arcade game is a financial investment
• Saying “just one more ride” 17 times in a row
• Walking around with pride on your face after making that drift with spin around the corners after the race.
• Winning a stuffed animal you absolutely did not need.
•casually walking around naming all the dinosaurs 🦖 you see around.
• Refusing to leave and casually extending your time here.
• Texting your friends: “You should’ve come” (they will resent you)

Additional symptoms may include:
Zero regrets. None. Not even a little.
We are not responsible for the memories you make…
…but we are very proud of them.

Locations
Mcallen: inside La Plaza Mall
Mercedes, TX at the Mercedes Outlets

Leave questioning your life choices (in the best way possible).

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