The S.S. Adventure

07/10/2015

Now with more doors!

10/23/2014

Where the magic happens

03/13/2014

Ride captain ride, upon your mystery ship,
On your way to a world
That others might have missed.

02/13/2014

Written by a passenger of The S.S. Adventure.
Have a read!:

THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME
Enjoy an exciting cruise, Destination – McHenry – Aboard the world-class SS Adventure! Forget your troubles, Indulge in the high life, All you need is two dollars And nothing better to do.

Meet Captain KC, Nautical juggernaut, Running on the salty, Malty, Stuff of engines.

McHenry’s best When you travel SS! Waltz off the creaky deck, Observe exotic outdoor cats, And browse the scrawlings Of native artists. The joyful mess That is the SS – Sailing circles, Spinning yarns, Trailing trash That sinks deeper into passenger’s souls Than the overgrown backyard ocean.

God bless The SS, Cheap as hell, Never rests, McHenry luxury To forget The benches And docks Are more like beds Than the one Tucked in Your home.

Because when you have no Money, Mommy, Plans tonight, No way to keep your hopes in sight, But the dim and dangling Christmas lights Around your friends Above their heads That twinkle in the camera lens Flash moments we just can’t remember, People we could never forget, Countless ales, Honest tales, All of us knowing Real family hails From a captain Our parents never met On a ship They never boarded.

01/28/2014

The S.S. Adventure will be running a special come the first 40+ degree day (whenever that may be):

Free Deluxe High-Fives for the first ten patrons!!

Keep an eye on those weather reports...

Have a swell day!

01/07/2014

The S.S. theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMjgckNlz0

Music video by Queen performing Don't Stop Me Now. (C) 1979 Queen Productions Ltd. under exclusive licence to Universal International Music BV

11/28/2013

Do you even 40, bro?