08/06/2026
The Legendairy Racing team does not condone the glorification of cow napping whether real or AI. Stop the hate and stop Alien on Bovine crime.
somehow the Briarwick city council approved turning the town water tower into a full size UFO and suspending a cow beneath it like municipal livestock abduction is just part of routine maintenance. 🛸🐄
most towns argue over potholes. Briarwick said, “what if the water tower looked like it arrived from another galaxy?”
the welcome sign now reads POPULATION: PENDING, the city truck is parked underneath like someone came to check the tractor beam, and not one resident appears remotely surprised.
if that doesn’t explain the culture of this town, nothing will.
welcome to Briarwick, where even the public utilities have lore.