Our mission is to provide a retreat for anyone needing a little HOPE, LOVE, LAUGHTER, PEACE & HAPPINESS Please call to arrange a time to visit. YAY!
Private party GOAT YOGA!
2 hr|$30 per person
Bring your own group and everyone saves $10!!! Schedule your own group of 8-14 guests and EVERYONE (adults) gets $10 off of their GOAT YOGA Wild Workout! It’s a REAL THING! YOGA poses with STRENGTH body weight exercises in a relaxed, beautiful outdoor area accompanied by our VIP GUESTS: ELVIS, JOY& baby MERCY, GRACE, FAITH, HOPE & baby PEACE, SUNSHINE,
05/29/2026
Celebrate Father’s Day at the Fit Inn FUNNY FARM!
Bring the family on June 20 from 10am to noon and enjoy having a WILD time on the FUNNY FARM, meeting & feeding our 7 new baby goats, eat some donuts and tell your best DAD JOKES!
Let me know below who will be joining the fun!
Free!!
Please consider leaving a small donation🎈
186 Digh Circle
05/22/2026
Looking for a getaway….
The Ezulwini Safari lodges in South Africa is a luxury family owned lodge right on the open border of Kruger National Park, home of the BIG FIVE!
Enjoy 6 all inclusive nights, wine tasting, gourmet foods, luxury lodging and 2 incredible photo game drives everyday.
A true bucket list trip!
Let me know if you have any questions or would like special pricing for you to enjoy!
Smiles,
Amy Bortoff Register
🌿 Family Lodging in the Heart of the African Bush 🐘✨
Experience the perfect balance of wilderness, comfort, and refined safari living at Ezulwini Game Lodges in South Africa’s Greater Kruger area.
After an unforgettable guided Big Five game drive, return to a peaceful lodge setting where warm hospitality, elegant accommodations, scenic views, and authentic African charm come together. Every detail is designed to help you relax, reconnect with nature, and create memories that last a lifetime.
Whether you are dreaming of a romantic safari getaway, a family adventure, or a once-in-a-lifetime South African escape, Ezulwini offers varied lodgings surrounded by the beauty of the bushveld, including the Ndlovu Family Suite — a beautiful option for families looking to stay together in comfort while enjoying the magic of safari living.
📸2-Bedroom Family Suite, Ezulwini Billy's Lodge
📍 Ezulwini Game Lodges | Greater Kruger, South Africa
🌐 Book your stay: https://ezulwini.com/contact-us/
✨ Your African safari escape begins here.
05/11/2026
Join us for a POP-UP GOAT YOGA session on Thursday May 21 at 4pm!!!
Bring your friends, bring a cocktail.... This will be the most FUN you have ever had working out!
All abilities are encouraged to join in the FUN!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-up-goat-yoga-at-the-fit-inn-funny-farm-tickets-1989229238200?aff=oddtdtcreator
05/10/2026
Happy Mother’s Day!!!!
Thank you all who came to celebrate our G.O.A.T. Moms at the Annual GOAT TEA PARTY at the Funny Farm!!!
Such beautiful chaos!!!
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Keep a lookout for POP UP FUN STUFF at the Fit Inn FUNNY FARM here and on EVENTBRITE!
DONUTS FOR DADS will be posted soon!
Https://linktr.ee/fitinn
This is fabulous.
05/03/2026
‘Haul-n-Goats’
Taking the awesome ‘G-WAGGIN’ minicab downtown to the JCC for a day of GOAT YOGA FUN!!
We have BROOKS & DUNN in the back and MOCHA & LATTE riding shotgun….
I even have Kevin stuffed in here!!
Fit Inn
You are totally invited to the Fit Inn FUNNY FARM’s annual Mother’s Day GOAT-Tea Party!!
May 9 from 11am to 1pm. You kids get to have a ridiculously sweet day with mom!
Join us for a magically hilarious luncheon to celebrate MOMS of Lake Norman!
RSVP on EVENTBRITE.
Happy, healthy FUN!