Classic clogs shoes

Teacher : Wht is ur cast?

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Pappu : pehele to hum verma the, fir sharma ho gaye uske Baad sonaar fir lohar ho gaye , abhi hai darzi aage mummy ki marzi.

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa




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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)
Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p'

Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
the?












Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya
dekh raha tha..!! ;)

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...... :D

According to A Recent Study:

Cats : Meoowww !!

Dogs : Bhowww !

Ducks : Quack !!

Lions : Roarrr !!

Girls :
Awwwwwwwwwwww :D

बनारसी -लाला जी डेटोल साबुन है ?.
लाला जी-है
बनारसी-अच्छा वाला है
लाल जी- हाँ .
बनारसी- अच्छी quality का है न.
.. लाला जी -हाँ भाई हाँ











बनारसी -ठीक है फिर हाथ धोके एक किलो आटा दे दो.......:P :D

Flight me pilot ne announce kia~ 'Hum 15 minutes me land karne wale hain.'

Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola~

'Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, then will go to flirt with air hostess' ;)

Air hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi...

Bahchaa bola~ Tujhe badi jaldi hai... Suna nahi woh pehle chai piyega ;D;))