Fudd's Gunshop

While the hard times may be pressing on us these days, we as a business always strive to provide for our clients. As such, due to the existing (and frankly, over-hyped) pandemic, we have registered ourselves as a medical goods supplier as soon as we heard of it. Therefore, we are selling everyone suppositories with free home delivery for purchases of value over $100. Suppositories come in all flavors and sizes, ranging from 22, to 45 and 50. FMJ, JSP and even JHP flavor varieties to relieve all sorts of symptoms, pains and other health-threatening intrusions (virological or not).
Now, I leave this PSA, asking you all to stay safe and hydrated, folks.

~Billy-Bob Fudd

We, at Fudd's Gunshop have now enacted a new shop policy:
Fudd's Gunshop is now officially a Free Gun Zone.
If you're our new client, without a g*t, you gon' get strapped!

~Billy-Bob Fudd

While Senka is recovering from his mental breakdown and is busy filling out orders, Grugg came through and surprised us with the batch of their fantastick tactical pointy sticks. I must say again, no kidding, they're fantastick. Coated with polymer and with milled titanium billet core, these pointy sticks will hold up to anything. Best of all, they come with a quad rail and you can mount any equipment any discerning Anprimitivist client would ever need. From a M870 Masterkey and M203 Gr***de Launchers, to bipods and optics.
~Billy-Bob Fudd

Okay, for those seeking an update to the situation, here's what went down:
Michael asked Senka during a meal break:
"Do you want an apple?"
"No."
"What do you want then?"
"A Kit Kat."
"Alright then, don't worry about it."
So he handed Senka a Kit Kat. Then Senka unwrapped it and bit into it. That's when as Michael has put it "that's when Senka went from being cheery, to being absolutely furious." and started screaming "THIS IS A BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER" and furiously threw away the bar. That's when I came in and saw the rest of the scene, he was screaming at the top of his lungs:
"IT'S CHOCOLATE. IT'S F**K-ING CHOCOLATE!!!"
"Well, of course it is, what did you expect?" I said, looking at the tossed away chocolate bar.
"THEN TELL ME: IF IT'S KIT KAT, THEN WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE FLAVOR, NOT CAT FLAVOR?!? AT LEAST IT COULD HAVE BEEN P***Y FLAVOR."
And that's when we tackled Senka and put him in a straitjacket, we improvised from plate carriers and paracord. We can't afford taking him to a mental hospital, so we locked him up in the basement with the barrels of cosmoline. For the time being I ordered Retaphine, from... I can't believe I'm saying this... Canada. Stay tuned, folks, I'll update ya'll on his health.
~Billy-Bob Fudd

I was minding the checkouts tonight, setting up the computer, so I and staff could play when nobody is at the store. During my testing a guy in plaid came in. He's most likely a Canadian. Never trust those shifty Canadians, them and their maple syrup on bacon. Anywho he asks me for some of our store-made AR kits, totalling at about 600 bucks. I gave him the bill and then he says, he wants to pay monthly for the parts on the financial plan. "excuse you? Is that all you want to order? Just the parts? No ammo, no mags, no nothing, anything at all? Just six hundred dollars, pay over time?" he said, that's all he wants to order, so I said "how do you mean you can't pay six hundred on the spot?", to which he retorted, he can't afford to pay anything till next month. "Get out of my store, you absolute poor, can't pay six flimsy hundred in a gunshop. Have some self-respect and stop buying lottery tickets!". With that bit of trouble taken care of, now I am playing Habsburg Dynasty Warriors. I just got to the good part, my heroine (her? I think?) shouting "Bruncle, noooo!" as he plumets to his (his?) death. Hold on, I just heard Senka scream at the top of his lungs "THIS IS THE BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!", stay tuned.

While stacking ammo, I remembered of this guy, cool guy was his name. One day, we all sit at the recess and he says "I bet, I can suck my own dick." and then I said "I bet you can't". "Fair enough, playtime's a playtime." he said, we all went to the schoolyard, he took his trousers and his underwear off, took out a big ass knife and blimey... then he cut his own dick off and put it into his mouth, just like that. He was bleeding profusely, but he did win the bet. Lesson learned - if anyone bets something insane to you, never dare them.
~Michael

Kids told me to watch Spiderman. Holy s**t, I didn't know the show was so lit, I woulda watched it all day long if I knew.
~Billy-Bob Fudd

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Blue Falcon® ammo gets an endorsement!

Lo Wang and I had a number of calls about the situation with AA-12s and what the owners should do. Here's a protip to AA-12 owners, by Lo Wang: remake the entire thing out of magnesium and hand it over to alphabet boyos. Works every time.

On a related note, we got a number of USAS-12 shotguns in stock.
~Billy-Bob Fudd

We got new merchandise, boys:
This just in, a budget option for those who wanted a brand new Browning Hi-Power:
The EBT Lowballers.
~Billy-Bob Fudd

I'm not exactly the wisest person around.
~Billy-Bob Fudd