Chris Roberts Pain Train

Chris Roberts Pain Train - Beach Volleyball Edition

The Chris Roberts Pain Train is available for those looking to evacuate for Tropical Storm Isaac. Stay tuned for more details.

The Chris Roberts Pain Train never takes a day off

That smoke you saw in the sky was from some well overdue routine valve cleaning. The Chris Roberts Pain Train gives it's sincerest apologies.

The Chris Roberts Pain Train is boycotting Twitter until the character limit on usernames is increased

The Pain Train was unfortunately run off the tracks this past Wednesday. All of the cargo has been recovered and we will be rolling at our normally scheduled time tonight. Thank you for your words of encouragement.

The Chris Roberts Pain Train is indifferent on this planking epidemic that is sweeping across the 3rd planet from the Sun

Toot Toot!

RISE AND SHINE!! THE PAIN TRAIN IS BACK AND READY TO ROLL!!