New Orleans Party Posse Social Aid & Pleasure Club Ultimate
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Mixed ultimate team based out of New Orleans, LA. Declaration of Dependence
By: Jesse A.
Weber
When, in the course of human decadence, a quorum of rakes, libertines, sots and vagabonds of wayward ilk coalesce, as an amoebic confederation, to dissolve in alcohol, the ties that bind one to lowly mediocrity, to trample the fences that divide life from life, moment from moment, as seas captained by singular B-team all-stars divided by barren landmass, and to blow said mass like the levee
s of '27, in pursuit of. Said levees, when removed, loose a deluge of hope, whiskey and wonder of such alacrity to leave the abstemious hapless, the prudent pulverized, and the tepid, traumatized; in their wake, a new breed shall arise, who, having known the tyranny of sobriety and maturity, throw off their shackles and, emboldened by boxed wine, establish the natural right to Party as a Posse for every man, woman and Ellen. These rights shall not be infringed nor infected, lest Dr. Dan deems necessary, as we, as one people, p**p perpetually the foundations of freedom, liberty and Franzia.