Krewe of Vaporwave

Two silhouettes kiss at the edge of the end times.
Neon saints. Digital sinners.
A soft apocalypse you can dance to.

Krewe of Vaporwave presents THR SINGLEARITY —
where romance glitches, time loops, and the future sweats through pastel light.

💫 Saturn Bar
🗓 Friday 1/30
🕘 9pm til late
💸 $20

DJs -


aka.noface



Come alone. Come together. Come apart.
Fall in love with a stranger, an algorithm, or the version of yourself that only exists at 11:47pm under bad lighting.

This is not a party.
This is a malfunction you’re invited to.

🌴💔✨

Prepare your mind, body, and soul for the most emotional art event of the year. Bring your dancing feets, and possibly a #2 pencil…

January 30th
SATURN BAR
9pm-til?

The Virtual Krewe of Vaporwave present:
THE SINGLEARITY

It’s official! The Krewe of Vaporwave VHS video archive is now available for purchase and/or rental at ‘s new location on Magazine Street!

Relive iconic years such as
- 2016
- 2017
- 2019
- 2020

Enjoy our Serbian knockoff of How’s Its Made!

Each copy comes with unique bonus footage (whatever is left of whatever we taped over).

“Oh Yeah!”
- the Kool Aid Man

GOOD NIGHT V**E BOYS

Bet you didn’t have “Krewe of Vaporwave appears on Steppin’ Out with ” on your FanDuel Mardi Gras prop bets. If you did, you’d be rich! And you’re not rich!

What an honor for our young Krewe to have our tenth anniversary feted by a media institution.

DEAD INTERNET is tomorrow night! link in bio!

bring a shirt and we will screen this on it for you. DEAD INTERNET. Friday!

ITEM: Krewe of Vaporwave has created the world’s first FREE, video-equipped, streaming Mardi Gras Toilet Experience, which will go LIVE at mardigraslivestream.com at our DEAD INTERNET event on Feb 14 (link in bio!) and again on Mardi Gras day. Imagine! A free toilet on Mardi Gras Day! All it costs is your CONSENT, which we will turn into CONTENT. Krewe of Vaporwave: we make REAL ART. other krewes are dumb cowards.

V**e boys getting ready for the competition. DEAD INTERNET FEB 14

When you walk through the door at DEAD INTERNET on February 14, you will be given the option to enter your phone number into a REVERSE TELETHON. You will receive calls from our AI Reverse Telethon Bot during the hours of the event. Most calls will inform you of the glory and power of the Krewe of Vaporwave. ONE CALL, however, will go out to one lucky partygoer, who will be awarded a SECRET GRAND PRIZE. Here’s the catch: you’re going to have to pick up your phone.

DEALS DEALS DEALS! From now until we decide it’s over, REAP SAVINGS via amazing volume discounts on tickets to DEAD INTERNET: TEN YEARS OF CONTENT. 3 for $42.0! 4 for $69! We are well aware that the discount for 3 tickets is a better value than the discount for 4. Here’s the thing: WE DONT CARE. Buy 6 and give 2 away. Money doesn’t matter if you’re rich in spirit! Link in bio!

Ever dreamt of an AI s*x robot so advanced that it has depression and doesn’t want to have s*x with you? Well that’s just what we created AND MORE, just in time for Valentine’s Day. DEAD INTERNET Feb 14!

YOU ARE INVITED! come see what happens when you dump 10 years of content into an AI and blindly implement a party based on what it spits back at you. We even let it make the player! Link in bio.