Someone take me to a beach and let me be the sand monster I was born to be! 🏝️ 👹
Niko Kaim Wellness
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05/11/2026
Fire Island pool boy reporting for duty. 🏄🏻
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STOP DOING CARDIO TO CUT FASTER!
Your time at the gym should be spent building muscle, not burning calories.
ONE HOUR JOG = 200 calories = 1/2 bag of gummy bears
What would you rather, not eat 1/2 bag of gummy bears and not go for the HOUR LONG JOG, or have the 1/2 bag of gummy bears and go for an HOUR LONG JOG!
Either way, we’re eating the whole bag of gummy bears because they’re just too damn delicious!
1 lb of muscle burns an additional 50 calories a day. Work to build 4 lbs of muscle, your body will NEED those extra 200 calories a day to keep that muscle alive.
So stop running my baby papicitos. Throw on your jock and get lifting.
05/10/2026
I’m really good with moms. 🙇🏻♂️
05/08/2026
We saw you across the pool and liked your vibe.
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It should be illegal to have this much with your bestie! HBD to my favorite Disney princess .telfer
Can’t wait to share the stage with you tomorrow night doing what we do best: expressing ourselves through the art of song and wigs. I love you so much!
04/17/2026
Join us next Saturday April 25th at 8:30 pm for NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL ENTERTAINMENT!
We would like to present you a variety show of chaos, clownery, and CAMP at Club Cu***ng, featuring a lineup of singular NYC acts that have tickled our souls lately.
At its core, the night feels like a millennial birthday party gone slightly off the rails. There will be music, balloon animals, face painting, tarot readings, tom foolery, and of course, CAKE. Your hosts will guide you through a night of jaw-dropping performances, nostalgic numbers, and acts that will make you laugh till you p*e, cry till you snot, and drop to your knees with gratitude to be human.
Now that’s what we call entertainment!
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Hosted by:
telfer
Special Guests Include:
& others
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At 11:00, we transition to Clown Haus — a vocal house dance party with go-gos bringing you unspeakable joy, camp, and just the right amount of mischief to keep you on the dance floor.
8:00pm Doors / 8:30pm Show
$15 GA
Ages 21+
📸 .me shot + styled by .me
04/12/2026
If you find me entertaining, fun, or just down right gorgeous, you’re going to want to come new comedy show I am producing at Club Cu***ng!
Drum roll please….. 🥁
Now That’s What I Call Entertainment — a high-octane variety show of chaos, clownery, and CAMP at Club Cu***ng, featuring a lineup of singular NYC acts that have tickled our souls lately.
At its core, the night feels like a millennial birthday party gone slightly off the rails. There will be music, balloon animals, face painting, tarot readings, tom foolery, and of course, CAKE. Your hosts will guide you through a night of jaw-dropping performances, nostalgic numbers, and acts that will make you laugh till you p*e, cry till you snot, and drop to your knees with gratitude to be human.
Now THAT’S what we call entertainment!
📸 .me
TICKET LINK IN BIO
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Hosted by:
telfer
Special Guests Include:
Can’t wait to see you there!!! 🤡
01/25/2026
Snow with .me ❄️
📸 .me
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🎩 it’s my grandma’s hat
01/12/2026
I’m a personal trainer.
Guess how often I actually train? 👀
4x per week. 60-minute lifting sessions. For over 6 years.
I have to tell you — six years of steady progress was WORTH IT. And it was worth it along the way. I went from a skinny musical theatre kid to a Fire Island gogo boy by doing it by 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 book 👏🏻.
The #1 reason I got here: I had amazing teachers at and who taught me simple, doable steps to gain muscle.
Fitness is simple, but not intuitive.
Amid toxic gay body standards, I’m proud of the physique I’ve built naturally over the years. I’m not huge, and I don’t compare myself to steroid muscle daddies — but I feel like the hottest version of myself on the dance floor, and that feeling is freeing.
There’s a lot of toxic motivation in the gay community around looking a certain way, and I hate how that makes people feel — myself included. However, feeling like the hottest version of yourself is powerful, and it doesn’t come from how you look. It comes from being on an upward path.
It’s hot to show up at the gym.
It’s hot to make daily eating choices that align with your goals.
It’s hot to fall off the wagon sometimes — and get back on.
A better you in 2026 isn’t about how you look. It’s about tapping into the energy of working on yourself. That energy is attractive — and people feel it as you steadily get fitter week to week.
I’m opening 3 in-person training spots in NYC. I offer a free trial session for anyone ready to learn a concrete process for bulking up or cutting down.
DM me if you’re curious about training with me.
12/27/2025
Eloïse’s first snow! Bundled up with the whole family sitting by the fire singing her carols. Not a bad first one! Best Christmas gift a guncle could ask for! ❄️
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